So.. I just found out that Kleese can hover

Battleborn Kleese
#57

…Now I feel like digging a hole… For your soon-to-be tongueless, eyeless, and toothless corpse. Okay… I lied about the “soon-to-be” part; i’m going to remove the aforementioned body parts as slowly and painfully as i can imagine. And i’m VERY creative…

#58

Looks like this goose…
:sunglasses:
Is cooked.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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#59

Here you go

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#60

Did i SAY i was gonna light you on fire?! DON’T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!!

#61

I… I don’t get it.

#62

Sounds like someone’s…
:sunglasses:
Havin’ cold turkey.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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#63

@Vicks_Toire, can math help me to explain how much i hate @Benedict_87? Whenever he speaks, i lose the cognitive ability to voice it coherently.

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#64

Looks like…
:sunglasses:
Cat’s got yer tongue! :smile_cat:

YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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#66

I think what I love most about this post is that he’s putting a pair of sunglasses on ON TOP of a pair of sunglasses.

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#67

Um…I didn’t know (whistles nervously)

#68

Didn’t know what, my logical friend?

#69

Really? I see it all the time on Xbox incursion. Normally, these are the bad Kleese players that are easy to kill because they hover too much (specially against ranged characters) .

#70

Oh, that’s right, THIS IS MY KLEESE THREAD!! HUZZAH, I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!

#71

I’m on PS4, and i never saw it until a few nights ago; RNG is a cruel mistress…

#72

You are not either a goose, or a turkey. Nor a cat for that matter. Is that a thing, now? Species confused?

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#73

I was actually kidding, because you said you would break people’s legs. I know he has it, it just never gets used, because it’s almost worthless.

#74

Well, unfortunately for you, the ONLY thing i hate more than not being told something, is making a fool out of myself when someone lies to me. So…

Do you just want to mail me your kneecaps, or are we doing this the hard way? Haha, now I lied, because i was never going to give you a choice; the hard way it is. I’ll be seeing you AND your kneecaps shortly…

#75

Jokes on you! The Space Mafia already broke those, so ha!

#76

Haha; i’m no stranger to used goods.