I can also confirm this. We have a large volume of wild turkeys that are very large (probably 40-50 pounds) and they can be seen sleeping very high up in the trees.
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iāll quote something:
"Passive
Tactical Battle Chair
Kleese rolls into battle in the most deluxe of all battle furniture. It increases Kleeseās maximum shield capacity per level and can be used to extend jumps."
Did U even bothered to check the last part? Or even read the description.
BTW Not judging U since just moth ago I 've learnt how to glide with Benny 
Actually, even dāCalliber can reach it.
Huhā¦
#TheMoreYouKnow!
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Lol you are right it is definitely a game changerā¦ Haha cause it will kill you and I laugh every time I see a kleese hover because they always die
Well, did YOU read @Vicks_Toireās comment that already covered this?! HUH!?!
Itās real nice; itās got a picture and everything.
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Itās great when people do it accidentally. Itās like an anorexic Santa Claus was ditched by his reindeer.
Heās so slow moving and his chair is so massive, it makes anyone with a gun very happy.
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Like Whiskey Foxtrot?
-pulls up chair, sits with legs crossed, and waits patiently for another apt @timtoborne WF impersonation-
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You have no idea how much Iām resisting the urge to do with Whiskey what @Benedict_87 has done with Benedict.
Iām resisting my urge to roleplay SO HARD right now.
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I know you are; iāve been steadily watching you get closer and closer to that point over the last month.
You canāt hide whatās inside!
GODDAMMIT, WHAT ARE YOU, ISIC!? GET OUTTA MY HEEEEEEEAAAAAD!!!
jumps out a window
You canāt make me enjoy myself, even IF I get to flex my writing muscles and write for my favourite character!
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Kleese already thought of this. Itās in his lore. Heās got two and he uses 'em all the time. Weāll be in the middle of the fking desert, thirsty as hell and heāll float in with his deluxe cup-holders full of ice cold beverages and his AC unit blasting in his face. And heāll just stare at us. While floating. Kleese is an ahole. And he didnāt even contribute anything to the mission. Just said he was there supervising. We were digging irrigation ditches. Why? I dunno, MELLKA, why were we digging irrigation ditches?
If youāre gonna roleplay as Whiskey you gotta get yourself a foot keyboard.
What is a foot keyboard?
Ohā¦ wellā¦ Whiskey decided to make himself a keyboard he could use to type messages with his feet. Why? Because his arms were too busy using his knife to crack open nuts. He couldnāt very well crack open nuts and type at the same time. So heā¦ and you gotta love his logic hereā¦ found an old junked keyboardā¦ and Iām not talkinā about a standard QUERTY layout eitherā¦ Iām talkinā a f**kinā synthesizer. Somehow he rigged the damn thing up to his computer terminal and assigned each note a letter, while still retaining itās ability to make noise. Nowā¦ keep in mind, it was junked, so it sounds like flock of dying seagulls, and the damn thing is in permanent CAPS LOCK, but he continues playing his keyboard with his feet, typing, cracking nutsā¦ andā¦ āsinging.ā
Well into the wee hours of the morning.
The dudeās got a frightening amount of engineering talentā¦ and he uses itā¦ TO KEEP ME UP ALL F**KING NIGHT!!!
OH, DONāT WORRYā¦ HE CANāT HEAR ME COMPLAININā!!! HEāS GOT THE VOLUME TURNED ALL THE WAY UP!!! I KNOW IāM NOT THE ONLY ONE HEāS PIS-----
Ohā¦ never mindā¦ it sounds like Reyna got a hold of the keyboardā¦
Looks like Iām gonna have a nice, quiet night.
You knowā¦ after the yellinā stops.
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You were digging holes to build character.
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Iām at MAX RANK!!!
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And still an unbearable jackassā¦
Oh, and i got the Character Rank pun; i just needed to vent a littleā¦ You jackass.
Looks like punny wunnyā¦
Wasnāt very punnyā¦
YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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ā¦Now I feel like digging a holeā¦ For your soon-to-be tongueless, eyeless, and toothless corpse. Okayā¦ I lied about the āsoon-to-beā part; iām going to remove the aforementioned body parts as slowly and painfully as i can imagine. And iām VERY creativeā¦
Looks like this gooseā¦
Is cooked.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Here you go
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Did i SAY i was gonna light you on fire?! DONāT TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!!
Iā¦ I donāt get it.