I want the gun called Dreadfull Judgement and it would say thing like these
A gun that apologizes after each kill and/or inflicted status effect.
(e.g. *sets enemy on fire “Oh crap! Uhm, drop and roll. Drop and roll!”
*kills badass “I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to. This maniac is crazy! Oh God, I’m sorry!”)
A grenade that, when thrown, makes sound effects. Stuff like cheerful rollercoaster screams and whistling then exploding. Maybe, on occasion, when it explodes it’s just a voice saying “Boom” halfheartedly.
A revolver that attempts to quote famous western film lines, but always screws them up or stumbles over the words.
A Sniper or shotgun that meows when fired.
In in on judge dredd or anything stallone or Arnyesque!
An insane gun that shoots waffles voiced by Rikki Simons.
I want this one so bad now that I’m gonna be disappointed it isn’t in the game. Goddamnit, Jordan… You’ve ruined the game for me!
A gun that spews taunts and insults at enemies being voiced by Gilbert Godfrey
A gun that plays kill/kill spree clips by the female announcer in the UT series
A grenade that causes continuous explosions to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tovsCDa0RI
A shotgun that shoots energy projectiles and makes fart sounds when fired. (Blame TV for having Despicable Me on at the time I wrote this)
I would love to find a SINGING gun rather than a talking one.
An smg called The Flying Dutchman. When it shoots, you just hear it go “LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE” and when you reload it takes a deep breath.
So you know…like the SpongeBob scene