Still bugs me, Pop the Destroyers head

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Also, while I fully understand you’re just joking here,

Comes off pretty… Well, you probably get what I mean.

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Plz keep going! This is getting kinky
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Sorry; i just figured that would be Toby’s response when told he would be in a porno with Ghalt and Attikus.

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I’m probably going to be awarded with starting the most twisted thread now. :sparkles:

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not only A GUY, ALL Battleborn actually, there are some women and…birds…and a mushroom! this task has never been taken on, don’t hestitate because of moral limitations, seriously, sometime we have to get over our feelings to achieve bigger goals, you’d be the frist in the whole galaxy to get on this, Toby, noone would laugh about you anymore, noone would call you CUTE after this, think about it!

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ARE YOU NUTS?! ATTIKUS WOULD DO IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO ME!! HIS FEET ARE BIGGER THAN ME, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT THAT!!

Not. Even. Close. Well… MAYBE; if you don’t count PM’s.

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nuthin kleese couldn’t repair, remember, they only need your head!

EDIT: if kleese is at it, how about some… upgrades? I mean… a steel jaw looks pretty cool! imagine, people would call you “Steeljaw Toby”!!! that’s awesome!

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Okay, FIRST off, i have a BEAK; so it would be “Steelbeak Toby.” Also, I work with magnets alot, so having a prosthetic beak would NOT be a good idea… I’d also be throwing away my chances of meeting a nice Finisci chick, because prosthetics are frowned upon in Aviant culture. Why do you think we hate Benedict (@Benedict_87) so much? I mean… ASIDE from him being an ass with wings?

Second, i’ll pass, because not only does the idea of Attikus putting his- Nevermind… THE ANSWER IS NO!!

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I thought y’all hated me cuz of my MANY MANY character flaws?
Also… yeah… I saw “pop” and “head” and I knew this thread’d descend into sex jokes and hardcore porn discussions. Somehow I knew it. #BennyPredictsTheFuture

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