Benny went down to KFC,
He was look’n for some 'nades to steal.
He was in a bind,
'Cause his ammo was way behind,
And he was willing to make a deal.
When he came upon this young rooster
Firing a grenade launcher and making it hot.
And Benny jumped up on Boldur’s stump,
And said: "Boy, let me tell you what!
"I bet you didn’t know it,
But i’m an ordinance expert too;
And if you care, to take a dare,
I’ll make a bet with you.
“Now, you make some big explosions, boy,
But give this Hawk his due.
I’ll bet a rocket of gold, against your 'nades,
Cause i think i’m better than you.”
The ■■■■ said, “my names’ Ernest,
And it might be a sin;
But i’ll take your bet,
And you’re gonna regret,
'Cause my booms are the best there’s ever been.”
FIRST!! You want MORE?!
EDIT: I wanted the flow of the song to be as exact as possible, syllable-wise, so i needed a shorter word for “rooster”. I should have known it would get censored.
