Thank You, Battleborn Buddies!

HEY, IT’S MY BODY, AND I’LL DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!!

…FOR MONEY!! I don’t know what shame is…

OH, YOU WANNA GO FOR ROUND 2, FORUM BOT?! ALRIGHT THEN!! WHEN TRYING TO SEDUCE A THRALL, ALWAYS REMEMBER TO GYRATE YOUR HIPS WHILE RUBBING YOUR NIPP-

EDIT: Yeah, you TALK tough…

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100% agree. The chat has definitely brought the community together and I have really enjoyed teaming up with everyone despite the fact that I’m still fairly new to the forums.

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I made an account a while ago but I started using it around when you made yours :\

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I seriously need to take some time this week to play Battleborn. My dad has been wanting to play a lot of Diablo 3 with me lately, and it’s hard for me to turn him down when he wants to play. :sweat:

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@Phoenix-2613

You are a great addition to the crew!

We’ve been playing a lot lately by whatever chance and you are very kind abd friendly and skilled!

Thank you!

Hey, man… Enjoy your time with him while you still can; some of us aren’t so lucky…

Oh, i don’t mean my dad is dead, by the way; he just… Does nothing but watch TV anymore. He used to be cool…

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@HandsomeCam
G
Sheesh, man!

LOL!

Black humour right there…

:joy::joy::joy:

Actually, I was watching Chopped (cooking competition show, four people, 3 judges, weird ingredients) earlier today and it was a Grandpa episode so in the last round the host is like, “Grandpas, you have 15 minutes left…pause…in the round!”

Moment of silence.

Everyone just busts a gut and looks shocked.

Classic.

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Oh, God… My dad loves the f**king Food Network

tries to affect a disappointed sigh, and then bursts out laughing.

It’s what i do to bond with him now. He particularly likes watching Gordan Ramsey swear at people and smash salmon filets (i swear it’s just the salmon, never the sea base) on Hell’s Kitchen.

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@HandsomeCam

I think it’s mainly the fact that im a stoner who really enjoys cooking, but I’ll literally watch any food show or documentary anyone ever makes, ever.

Ramsay has become sell out, lowest common denominator trash and his shows nowadays reflect that, but I’ll still watch every single one LOL.

Also love nature / travel / history / science / musician-artist-actor bios…

I love learning!

And pot…plenty of pot…for that looooooong, half awake attention span LOL.

Yeah… But the old man loves it. Plus, he might be a sellout with a terrible hairdo, but Ramsey is huge on charity, which is… Kind of cool.

Seriously though… Can YOU tell me why he only smashes the salmon filets? Is that like, a trademark move of his, or does he have a beef with sea fish that use fresh water estuaries to spawn?

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Lol!

No, I like him.

His charity work is awesome.

But his shiws last, say, 5 or so years are just so fake and obviously engineered, like 90 percent of reality TV nowadays.

And you make an excellent observation!

Perhaps Ramsay is secretly teaming up with the Eldrid / LLC to make strange new animals for cookery?

@HandsomeCam

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Wait, you were in it?! Damn, just missed you! I left for the same reasons.

You’re there too?! Damn it![quote=“HandsomeCam, post:30, topic:1551730”]
does he have a beef with sea fish that use fresh water estuaries to spawn?
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:joy::joy::joy:

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@Slif_One

Slif, you must have access to some AMAZING foods down there in Aussieville!

Australia is VERY trendy culinarily right now!

Really? Well, I guess if you like meat pies and kangaroo tail, we got those? Actually, I really like meat pies and kangaroo tail! I wonder what a kangaroo pie would taste like?

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@Slif_One

You don’t know?

It tastes like Ernest!

Pendles and Toby taste like Ernest, too!

@HandsomeCam

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Toby (wearing fake mustache… again):

LIES!! I taste- I mean, Finisc- DAMN IT!! Penguin tastes awful!!

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@HandsomeCam

You should talk to Kleese…he got drunk and told me that, back in his adventuring / exploring days as a much younger man, he tried long pig in the dark heart of a certain oppressed continent…

not sure what character im saying this to Toby as…the fourth wall was shattered here ages ago and never repaired

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Because we have a similar taste in games, we play a lot of games together—even Pokemon. :smile:
The inclusion of splitscreen is actually the only reason we bought Battleborn. He quit playing though when he couldn’t kill anybody.

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@Yellow

You should play Borderlands with him!

Sorry I haven’t been there for you lately @FlamesForAll
I have been very MIA in BB for the past what, 2 in a half weeks? Also the forums as well. Also…
@Nemosis327 I Miss our deadly unstoppable duo of tyrannical unfathomable destruction.
#DeandeMellka
Uh oh…I broke my silence o.o DAMMIT

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