Rage. It occurs on every forum in one form or another. Whether some-one called someone a ‘noob’, acted like they knew everything, caught someone out in a bit of a fib, mocked or ridiculed some-one’s playstyle, name-called, had a sense of humour failure, people insisting that they ‘got it from crawmerax, how dare you suggest my shredder anarchy is a modded?’ or just couldn’t wait another second for a patch, or some old game remake seems a bit meh, a spinoff looks like being slightly different, The Extra Special Limited Edition turns out to be actually ‘limited’ not ‘unlimited’, Some film prequel destroys your childhood, someone whinily whines about trolls trolling flaming flamers, RAGE HAPPENS.
This thread tries to offer alternatives. When life on the internet gets you down, just try any combination of the suggestions, written by the Borderlands Community, presented here to enhance your calmness. Or, if you suspect that a thread you are reading is about to tip over into just a verbal fist-fight, send them here, and our trained advisers will try and help*.
Remember to think positive thoughts about your fellow forum-users whilst you relax. But please- no more ragethreads, rage posts, rage-replies, ragebickering, or ragetantrums, We are all keen for borderlands to be the best it can be, so let’s be excellent to ourselves and each other.
Please feel free to add to the growing number of suggestions for how to pass this difficult time with your sanity and dignity intact.
The Big Pink List Of Extreme Joy
(Now with numbers for easy random combination selection! Enormous Gratitudes to the contributors, seriously, they gave their sanity so you could have yours. ADDED DOUBLEPLUS BONUS!!1!!!111!1!!1one!!!11!! All contributors receive a VIRTUAL SHINY GOLD MEDAL OF LOVELINESS. Ooooh! and possibly squeee!
1: play some other games.
3: Roll a new toon.
4: Have a nice hot bath.
5: Go for a run or a bike ride.
6: Light candles, and incense if that’s your thing.
7: Seek the company of loved ones, or phone your relatives.
8: Watch old comedies.
9: Get to know your neighbours.
10: Masturbate furiously.
11: Take up needlepoint.
12: Make a great salad.
13: Visit the library.
14: Take heavy sedation.
15: Experiment with sodomy.
16: Try some ‘Herbal’ home remedies.
17: Get to work on time.
18: Take salsa lessons.
19: Do cartwheels in the nude.
20: Measure the friction caused from “furious masterbation”.
22: Make funny faces in the mirror.
23: Refer to an Occult In-marshmallow.
24: Walk backwards.
25: Pay someone to kick you in the balls.
26: Have someone cryogenically freeze you, then thaw you out once the patch hits. Well, maybe not the 2nd part.
27: Spend quality time with your pet(s).
28: Go fishing.
29: Ask for a pay raise / promotion at work and send it via your “fax machine” at work which looks a lot like a paper shredder.
30: Find a crappy game you know you won’t like, then play that until you want to chop off your nuts, douse them in hotsauce, and feed them to a monkey. When the patch comes out, you’ll not only be happy you aren’t playing that game anymore, but Borderlands will seem an infinite number of times better in comparison. (If your game of choice is MW2, then Borderlands already is an infinite number of times better and it’s not an illusion.)
31: Take over a third world nation, make it into a mock up Pandora, and act out borderlands in real life.
32: Attempt to insult the OP in the most creative, original, and intelligent ways you can think of.
33: Cure cancer.
34: Develop zombie like virus.
35: Take on Craw using a Rider.
36: Troll a forum about trolling forums.
37: Make replicas of BL guns using chicken bones and Play-Doh.
38: Race down the street in a Gremlin shouting “Heyyyooo”.
39: Play BL while only in Cyclops zoom mode.
40: Strong arm lemonade stands and declare yourself Lemon King.
41: GO OUTSIDE.
42: Find the answer to life the universe and everything.
43: Grill up some bacon without a shirt on.
44: Find Atlantis.
45: Learn to play the bassoon.
46: Start a band, get famous, make many platinum albums, get into fights over who is the leader of the band, start using LSD, and become a vegetable.
47: Punch yourself repeatedly in the face.
48: Go to an AA meeting, sit down, and crack open a beer.
49: Buy a monkey, name it Bubbles.
50: Paint your face in the vain of Mel Gibson in Braveheart. Go to a public place. Stand in the middle of said public place, and scream “FREEDOM”! Follow it up by taking your clothes off and running in circles.
51: Take a nap.
52: Pour Tabasco sauce in your eyes.
53: Go scuba diving.
54: Watch Horror movies.
55: Play Basketball.
56: Strap yourself to the front of Ken Block’s WRX STI.
57: Play the bagpipes, or the pink oboe.
58: Listen to the BeeGees.
59: Watch Gothalion on Onlive.
60: Stare at and become mesmerised by Lilith’s pixelated breasts.
61: Melt plastic soldiers with a magnifying glass and use the melted plastic to relax furiously. …
62: Watch Justin.tv and make new friends
63: listen to Cage The Elephant sing “Aint No Rest For The Wicked” while lighting candles and saying a little prayer.
64: Hide in the clothing racks at Walmart and randomly say to people “Buy me!”.
65: Drink lots of Maker’s Mark while farming PT2 sdu’s.
66: Go out and order yourself a bacon quadruple cheese whopper with extra extra bacon and extra extra cheese. Works even better if you’re not at Burger King.
67: When at dealing with a cashier, ask for change in pennies. Or pay in pennies.
68: Pretend to be a health inspector at a dining establishment, or osha at any workplace
69: Share an intimate meal for two.
70: Start a dodgeball game using cantaloupes.
71: Go to an empty register at a store and try to ring up customer’s purchases (make sure to swear and pick your nose frequently).
72:Try to see which of your friends can swallow sugar packets whole, the fastest.
73: Ask every large woman you see when she’s due.
74: Try to sit through an entire Bollywood movie.
75: Weave a hammock from drinking straws at local restaurants.
76: Mine rare gems in your neighbors backyard.
77: Master the art of blindfolded backwards driving.
78: Play Ninja Gaiden for NES till you can beat it w/ no lost lives.
79: Tip a cow. Milk said cow. Pour milk over cows head.
80: Impregnate every female in Fable III.
81: Learn Kung Fu: develop patience and restraint, beat up Ninjas.
83: Get together with a couple friends, buy illegal weapons (rpg are customary) and a small boat, then go out and take a Carnival Cruise ship hostage.
84: Dig a fallout shelter for you, a select few chosen to repopulate the earth, and stock it full of velveta and spam.
85: Ask if the pharmacy offers free samples.
86: Meditate in the Astral Plane
87: Read ‘The Lusty Argonian Maid’, ‘Game Informers’ (esp. when on the toilet), or ‘The Blackest Arrow’. rly.
88: Get HiGH and Enjoy life. Remember dont drink and drive through T-Bone Get HIGH and Fly. (see also #16)
89: walk in to an NA meeting with a lit joint. (see also #48)
90: Create a new thread on some other forum expressing your desire for the new patch. Make sure you type it in all caps.
91: Play Sid Meier’s Alpha Centuri (see also #1)
92: Harry Potter marathon while putting up with a cockatoo
93: Send chain e-mails to ten people and have fortune smile on you. No send backs!
94: play X3 : Terran Conflict.(see also #1)
95: Evolve, godammit!
96: Play Robolution with a really low level char (~10 - 20). Its actually hard! (see also #10)
98: Playing both Serious Sam HD games (First Encounter and Second Encounter) on Mental Difficulty (see also #1)
99: read this life-affirming and inspiring thread to see what happens when people relax too hard. (see also #10)
100: Try to make a replica of Wallys monocle (Monkey Island 2). That bloke is just so gosh darn hugable!
101: Deliver justice back to a world sorely lacking it in DeathSpank. (is this refering to #10 or #1? not sure. maybe both.)
102: Go to a Botanical Garden and start yanking out flowers. When someone asks what you’re doing, tell them you’re playing real life Farmville.
103: Become naked prey for some armed-to-the-teeth hunters. Nothing like fleeing for your life for the entertainment of others in the great outdoors to calm ones mind. I advise against combining this with #10. Unless you like that sort of thing. I mean, really, really, like a lot. In a very special kind of way.
104: Explain how you feel to a melon with a hole cut in it named Randy. Works really well with #10. In another, but similar, very special kind of way.
105: Contemplate the amoral purity of the blade as it slides against your unworthy skin. Oh yes. Now. Please.
106: Play MW2 for 1 day -> go on their forums to piss n moan about patches or lack there of -> then return to Gearbox and apologize for being an impatient douche. insufficiently relaxed person.
107: Go to a convenience store and steal a candy bar, when the cops come you pull out a water gun disguised as a pistol and shout “Get 'em blood!” whilst trying to run away.This, as has been pointed out, would get you shot/arrested faster than the patch will come out. Some people might find incarceration full of opportunities to relax.
108: Get your teeth replaced with diamonds. Especially if your name is Cohen.
109: Genetically engineer a scag and play fetch with it. See also #27. wow. 27. I remember when round here were all single figures.
110: Sit the **** down and read a book or something. see also #87 for some somethings.
111: Grow a beard. Stroke pensively. If you are epic and made of win, and possibly related to Gimli, tuck it into your belt.
112: Play a browser RTS. You can hit refresh every 5 minutes and conquer people you’ve never met. Without severe dedication you’ll lose in a week, so by then the patch will be out. Oh such cruel Irony, given the update about the updated update updating.
113: Look like an Amish ginger.
114: Learn to fly. The trick is to throw yourself at the ground, and miss.
115: Make up new words and pass them off as ones that have been around forever.
116: Buy a burrito at Taco Bell, go to McDonald’s and buy a cheeseburger, wrap the burrito with the McDonald’s wrapper, put a hair in the burrito, throw a fit at the register about there being a hair in your burrito, ask for a manager and demand a refund.
117: Trying chin-waging face to face with a bearded women and see where you are looking.
118: Invent a conspiracy theory to explain the timing of the patch. Make sure you keep it a closely guarded secret. Do NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES BRING IT ANYWHERE THIS INTERNET.
119: You can’t imagine how much I mean this.
120: No, really. Just don’t. Anyway. more techniques…
121: Get to work on the Bat-Cave. Make epic crime-fighting gear out of cardboard and duct tape. Practice onomatopoeia when you hit things.
122: Neg has a lot of nice games you can try to pass time!
123: Cleanse your manly face sweater with both shampoo and conditioner.
124: Trim thoroughly(this will help it grow faster).
125: Stroke it like you have no tomorrow.
126: Pet your manly face sweater.
127: Drinking Guinness may help.
128: Row. . . Row. . . Row a boat. Gently down a stream (or any body of water most convenient)
129: Suggest a method for remaining sane before the patch comes out.
130: Wear your manly ‘mature hair’ with manly pride and enjoy the aura of wisdom and druidiness that it brings.
131: Watch any of the following geniuses and try not to laugh: Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Arj Barker, Eddie Izzard, Bill Bailey, Tim Minchin.
132: Shave your head, then get the “Konami code” tattooed there. ^ ^ v v < > < > B A
133: When at restaurant with girlfriend periodically check mirror in mens room for food particles in beard…chicks don’t dig this and you will find yourself doing #10 with nudie mag by 10:30 pm.
134: grow a beard by listening to Black Metal on repeat until you start to feel the evil brewing and then BAM a beard happens.
135: Dance the macarena until people gouge their eyes out.
136: Look for chests on top of buildings in some town near you.
137: Take swimming lessons and show up dressed like Moxxi.
138: Rollerskate in your birthday suit. see also #19.
139: Take a slingshot and shoot dimes into the air. They fly funny! Then go “Find” these dimes. Now that’s an evening of something to do.
140: go to this thread and add rules!
141: Subsection 964a: Don’t go insane, make friend with sheep in back of barn.
142: Permit long greasy beard strands to enter mouth for substitute dental floss. Chicks don’t dig this either…especially at restaurant with parents watching and spagetti on your shirt collar.
143: Wear your girlfriends panties when you visit her mum. It’s vital that you don’t do this the wrong way round and wear her mum’s panties when visiting your girlfriend. It just takes too much explaining.
144: Read anything by Robert Anton Wilson. See also #23.
145: Eat things that you are allergic to, just to see the reaction.
146: Run around in the neighborhood with a psycho mask on and yell what the psycho usually says
147: Make celery calls to your local grocery store.
148: By a bunch of clocks and throw them out the window. Then time will fly. /Bad marshmallow. gosh darn my self-imposed non-editing rules.
149: Rob a gas station for a pack of gum.
150: A penny from the take a penny thing would be cool too.
151: Join a stamp collector’s guild and use the stamps to send mail gasp
152: Walk through a toll booth on a highway.
153: Go to a mall and run in circles until you vomit or someone calls security, then run.
154: Put fake blood on yourself and crawl across the road.
155: Try to master the double jump. IRL.
156: Try to eat 100 pixi stix.
157: Chug 2 liters of soda after eating said pixi stix.
158: Market some sort of product where you work/go to school and beatdown people who don’t pay.
159: Make some new friends.
160: Take cooking lessons from Emeril Lagasse.
161: Spread rumors about your co-workers (true or made up).
162: Steal candy from a baby.
163: Start a black market for rice.
164: Do something productive. . . . . . or not.
165: Dress in a pickle costume and ruin a birthday party
166: Dress up as a gorilla and have a friend dress up as a banana, then chase your friend around the mall.
167: Rob a gun store with a pocket knife.
168: Start calling people “stinking flesh bags”
169: Hit on a nun: Be lewd, yet quote Bible verses
170: Join the Ministry of Silly Walks: Practice in public
171: Listen to some fun music.
172: Rick Roll others for the lol’z
173: Go to the mall and point your finger like a gun, “shooting” passerbys.-If for that matter, you have the gun app on the IPhone, use that.
174: Invent the Reverse Rick Roll–start that vid, then switch to something kickass in the middle.
175: Have a fling with same sex partner, or, if you’re gayness, have a fling with opposite sex partner.
176: Divorce your wife…don’t you dare cut that beard!!
177: Or don’t even bother marrying one who doesn’t like beards.
178: Shave your ass. (previously #23, but got de-bumped into the more beardy section.)
179: Go to a fat camp, stand outside eating KFC.
180: Make home made guns to practice your RL BL skills.
181: chin-wag like Scooter for a day.
182: Start a dance dance revolution to overthrow the corrupt governments of the world.
183: Run around with a BB gun shouting “The Raak Hive is coming! The Raak Hive is coming!”
185: Buy a pig, name it something cool like Rupert or Hodgins (those names are already taken so be creative)
186: Watch the pig fail to swim and fly.
187: Watch the pig see the wind go by.
188: Make the pig a good household friend.
189: Don’t eat the pig.
190: Walk your cat.
191: Make money so you can fund your game addiction.
192: Skinny Dipping.
193: Do voluntary work in local hospices.
194: Teach yourself to hallucinate.
195: Watch all 348 seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, in one sitting.
196: If you must worship a deity of some kind, at least invent your own and make sure he/she/it is fun to worship, and doesn’t insist on telling you or anyone else what to do.
197: Taste your poop!!
198: Got to the store to pick up candy. . . and eggs. Enjoy your candy while you dye easter eggs. Hand out easter eggs to trick-or-treaters.
199: Watch this video.
200: Dress up as Count Chocula and crash a vamp party.
201: After dark, run down the street with a burlap sack on your head waving a chainsaw around.
202: Take the TP off houses (hey, it’s free!).
203: Paint a lovely watercolour, or sketch, of yourself (or other people) relaxing. Try to really capture the mood of the event. Post them here.
204: create an army of robotic puppies (they never suspect the cute ones)
205: Go into an elevator with a box and a ticking alarm clock in the box. Now wait. If someone asks you which floor say “I’m good”.
206: Dress like an old man and see how many places give you a senior discount.
207: Berate an inanimate object in front of random people.
208: Walk into a crowded elevator and go straight to the back. Do not turn around and stare at the wall.
209: Drive around yelling “Hey Phil!” to every guy you see. Wait for Phil to wave back.
210: Do things that you would never do and when people ask you what are you doing insist that “Variety is the spice of life”
211: Buy some ham-burgers and feed them to cows
212: Make some Bacon sammichs and feed them to pigs
213: Try to get a Dog and a Cat to make sex time to create the perfect household pet… or an abomination of god
214: re-discover AIDs
215: Go into a furniture store and flip all the tables with sudden movements while screaming in a Japanese accent “Table flipper!”
216: Rant/vent while watching the Movie Predators with people about how big the main dudes nose is, and how **** the movie is too!
217: Get all sugared up and go into comas and stuff tonight.
218: If you disagree with someone, discuss things politely, calmly, and intelligently. Don’t compare them to people with learning difficulties or Nazis, thanks.
219: Go to your local hospital psych ward and grab a small empty trash can. Get down on the floor in the main hallway with the trash can on your head. Proceed to bellycrawl down the hallway. No one will say anything to you up to this point. Now, when you know your approaching some one, clasp your hands together out in front of you with one index finger extended. Start barrel rolling across the floor while saying the words “Pew pew pew”.
220: Drive by kids or old people waiting at a bus stop: Smile and wave really big. When they start to wave back, keep the huge grin, and shift the wave to the finger. Take a picture, make a collection of “dawning horror” shots.
221: Buy a bunch of games to play while waiting for the patch to come. Discover how spoiled B-Lands has made you by realising that these new games just don’t do it for you. Thanks alot Gearbox. Now we can’t find a good game anymore!
222: Paint your face yellow and run around opening and closing your mouth and say, “waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka”. Make sure to eat all sorts of goodies, especially fruit and pills. If someone trys to stop you, turn and run but do not stop wakaing. If someone stops you say, “do do do do do” in decreasing pitch. Don’t forget to stock up on lives.
223: Build your favorite architechural marvel out of fem-care products (leaning tampon of pisa, great pad of china, space douche, Jay Leno’s chin, etc.)
224: Moon walk everywhere for an entire day (allow extra time to get where you are going)
225: Find the cure for stupidity.
226: Watch a movie and poke holes in the plot.
227: Go to the B-Lands wiki forum and proclaim to have a Sniper that shoots 1.000 rockets that each split into a dozen more rockets. Become their God. Man those guys hate GBX forums legitness don’t they? I think we have a few spies here judging from some of the posts i’ve read. Now go to wiki and bring the thunder!
228: Kick Jack Thompson in the balls. Point and laugh.
229: Destroy the current universe. Build your own from rubbish.
230: Attempt to eat your foot.
231: Call your dog over and spit at it
232: Take a moment to see whether you have the ability to turn anything into gold by looking at it menacingly
234: Eat a whole block of cheese and contemplate what you’ve just done.
235: Find a way into Mordor
236: Replace all the labels for milk at your local supermarket with the word ‘moon-juice’
237: Learn to tap-dance
238: Smash a computer then laugh as you realise you’ve broken it
239: Type google into google so many times it breaks the internet
240: Eat some glass
241: Strike up a conversation with someone in a public restroom (opposite sex restroom for greater reaction)
242: Go swimming in a public fountain.
243: Hand out diced tomatos.
244: Set traps for the mail men/women.
245: Prove that successful suicide can be done TWICE.
246: READ ELFEN LIED.
247: Make your own psycho mask
248: Call your dog over, but do not spit on your Dog.
249: **** in your friends’ teeth.
250: Draw a penis on every whiteboard you see.
251: Self Actualize
252: See how many times you can come.
253: See how many times you can make some-one else come.
254: Start a rumor about so & so ( some GBX dude ) said another patch is coming in the future which will “Un-scale” the game. Also there is a recall on all the DLC’s. Seems an oversight in the programming allows little men in your gaming machine to escape into our world.
255: Learn to poop standing up, then learn to poop while running.
256: grow your hair and your beard so long that you can tie them together.
257: Walk along the side of the road near where Gnawiron lives carrying a sword and freak him out when he drive home and sees you on the side of the road after thinking you might be a jogger but sees that you have a sword instead.
258: Post a photo of your back side here and ask " Does this post make my butt look big?"
259: Learn 500 ways to prepare squirrel. Ah, happy times.
260: Skydive out of a helicopter at 50 feet into pajama pants being worn by a supermodel standing in a kiddie pool with no water while blindfolded with your hands tied behind your back. (note from psychichazard: this might take a bit of practice first.)
261: Make Bladeflower Stew.
262:Make Skag Stew, Skag Sandwiches, Skag Curry, Fried Skag, Skag Benedict, Skag on a Stick, Skag Hot Dogs (Down Skag Den), Skag Burgers, Skag steak, Skag Fajitas…
263: Change your avatar a gajillion times.
264: Never change your avatar for a year.
265: Teach hampsters to sniff out explosives then patent the process and sell it to the government.
266: Grow a chia pet and give it a beard.
267: Hunt mythical creatures to sell on the black market.
268: Walk up the down escalator.
269: Write a book on common sense.
270: Follow someone around without them knowing and see how long it takes them to notice you.
271: Spin around in circles until you fall down and throw up, then get up and spin the other way.
272: Diagnose yourself with one hundred and three psychological disorders.
273: Scream to the world “Thank you world that I have a place where I can go to learn ways to calm and relax myself and be a better person on the internet, I shall have no more rage!!!”.
274: Post pictures of yourself in strange places on the internet. (NOT HERE. THNX)
275: Wear adult diapers on the outside of your trousers and go to your nearest Mcdonalds.
276: Watch your slinky go down the stairs all elegant-like … then trip it and laugh. Just hope it doesn’t break its tiny springlike legs.
277: Practice circumcisions. Fork optional. (make sure you get good at it really, really, quickly, k?) This one only just made it in; I’m against any sharp objects below the waist, esp regarding babies or kids of either gender. They can’t consent. It’s abuse. Stoppit you cranky religious types.
278: Rant about circumcision at any opportunity presented to you.
279: Cross the Line
280: During winter, go on the street, collecting snow. Then dump it all in a pile, get cups, and then start handing out free snowcones.
281: Get a job, and a life for matter.
282: Contribute to Ice Car’s excellent farming guide.
283: Get Achievements or Trophies.
284: Go on Modern Warfare 2, and start quick scoping in a public match. The worse you are at it, the better. Start gloating about how good you are at quick scoping over the mic, using bad grammar. Enjoy the results of your trolling.
285: Learn to fly.
286: Teach a cat to wall hop.
287: Find the hanging garden (note from PsychicHazard: in or near Babylon, I assume?)
288: Try this wonderful resource. marvel at things like: “Instead of giving up, give yourself a target date to assess your beard growth and decide whether you want to keep growing facial hair. It helps you stay committed to your goal.” That’s one organised beard going on right there.
289: Or here. I LITERALLY shat myself laughing at those photos. It was the deadpan titles, I think.
290: O. M. G. (You have to click that link. I promise.)
291: Become a Ghostbuster
292: Make a home made Hadron Collider in three easy steps!
293: Make soup out of wet newspaper.
294: Spam make health potions and ruin the market for them by selling them for low prices.
295: Genetically engineer a cow to give chocolate milk.
296: Manufacture “Designer” water.
297: Don’t, under any circumstances, get a corneal ulcer.
298: Visit Dacheat’s electrifyingly good guide to Shock Trooperyness
299: Shamelessly pimp your thread all over the forum. I do.
299: Wonder what the hell is going on in that .gif in Ice Car’s sig.
300: Learn to teleport.
301: Get a 6 pack.
302: Grow a tree in your bathroom.
303: Make a railgun.
304: Put a pig on an airplane and then brag to people that you got a pig to fly.
305: Grab an assault rifle and terrorize the neighborhood.
306: Make a Ghillie suit, grab a sniper rifle, and point it at random passersby while lying down in the grass.
307: Hide in your neighbor’s trash can, and then pop out when he opens it.
309: Wait for Ice Car to explain his sig, then still wonder wtf is going on in it.
310: Reminisce about Thrasher’s epic .gif that was his sig for a long time.
311: Read webpage explaining meme, fully understand, then still not understand what the black lasso/halo thing is in IceCar’s version of it.
312: Climb ladders, avoid falling barrels.
313: Go to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
314: Find out what a waltzing matilda is.
315: Teach a monkey to clean your windows.
316: Use the ~ key to give yourself 1000 acrobatics and stamina (have fun lagging).
317: Make a pot out of C4, glaze and fire.
318: Ride an Alpha Skag to the store to pick up some milk and eggs.
319: Give a mouse a cookie, buy a cat when he asks for milk.
320: Learn to control your chi and/or ki, and be able to manifest it in a visible
form, and then blow something up.
321: Ask for Chuck Norris’ signature, and have your friend roundhouse kick him
from the side, while he’s distracted.
322: Have a hand party while jogging/swimming/parachuting/performing an
exorcism/etc.(see also #10)
323: Walk upto a complete stranger and punch him 64 times times, this will net
you 520 XP.
324: Make a swing, swing back and forth, back and forth, all day until you travel back in time.
325: Stick your head in a fish bowl.
326: Write a book about procrastination, put it off for a couple days (weeks). Combine this with #10, and it’s procrastibation.
327: Ponder the mysteries of life.
328: Have a bake sale to raise funds for world domination.
329: Read Threads like this for fun.
330: Discover something that doesn’t exist.
331: Prove that proving things does nothing but prove something like proving something about proving something.
332: Hope that PsychicHazard will get his ass in hyah and update the thread. Finally. One I can legally do!!!
333: Go and the street and make a stand. Say to passerbys that you have fire an melly and you want 5 dollars if you give it to them.
334: Build a computer in minecraft!
335: Watch Phineas and Ferb.
336: Nuke a random site from orbit.
337: Do something that is definitely illegal even though there is no law specifically prohibiting it.
338: Go to a PETA meeting with a “packed lunch”. While thay preach about not eating animals, pull out some KFC, burgers, steak, and eat away. note from PH… I’m a veggie. you bastard.
339: Play hide-and-seek with a blind kid.
340: Prove that Keebler elves really exist.
341: Sing Beethoven’s Moonlight sonata.
342: Create an airship.
343: Speak in metaphors.
344: Destroy matter.
345: Run stealthily around in a forested area without a shirt, wearing a bandanna, holding a knife between your teeth.
346: Eat lots of meat. (note from PH: ****.)
348: Grow a beard like Gordito
349: Be Groovy.
350: Glue M&Ms to a wall.
351: Try to build a card tower in the middle of an intersection.
352: Rage…but IRONICALLY.
353: Go to a resaurant where water is free, order a glass and drink-and-dash.
354: Tell a random person they don’t exist and watch their reaction.
355: Make a pun about creative juices.
356: Ask someone if your ego makes your head look big.
357: Build a car from scratch using nothing but a toothbrush.
358: Make a giant explosion and blame it on some shady but unfortunate individuals.
359: Produce an amazing song that wins you a lot of awards, makes you rich and famous, and don’t forget who suggested the idea in the first place.
360: take a tea-bag (you know, the thing tea comes from), put it in your mouth, suck on it. nomnom.
361: Play a goth-style moxxi match with dacheat!
362: When giving directions point with four fingers.
363: Go on an Indiana Jones style adventure, with zombies. Make it half way to the hidden city, find out you forgot your zombie repellent, the girl gets eaten, the nazis get their hands on the treasure, the incoming asteroid impacts, Skynet just became self-aware, and you dropped the One Ring just outside Minas Morgul!!! and no one is filming you.
364: Remember that you only get one life, it’s short, insignificant, and means whatever the hell you