Ignoring the “new” tab cause it’s full of topics in sections you aren’t interested in.
Release your inner sadist/sence of dark humor by playing Carmageddon.
Play Goat Simulator.
Play Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes and go through the entire mission without killing anyone or triggering any alarm. (tranqs and knocking out is allowed but just that)
On the topic of this:
Play Metro 2033 with only the first weapon per slot you get, I.E. the standard pistol, Bastard Rifle and Double Barreld shotgun. On Ranger Hardcore.
Stand on your head for 5 hours straight.
Uh…huh.
I was going to call this spam but it actually looks like a job opportunity for me 
I´ll do this now. I love this thread, it made my day! 
Expecing 200 years ban xD
HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL!!!

PS: I didnt do it. There was a bad spam, it summoned me here.
Because I read the word ‘bump’
#10 that is all
Somehow I knew before I checked.
Honestly the only thing I do furiously is type when I have a writing deadline. Pretty much everything else is carried out in a spirit of mild interest.
2479: vomit
2480: vomit for fun
2481: vomit for self esteem
2482: just quit already
Scrolled as fast as I could. This was the first one i saw when it stopped.
Morning laugh = Accomplished
1570: Bump this thread constantly.
Bringing back old threads that have hibernated for about 6 months