Benedict_87
(ERROR 151-C: SOLUS SERVERS NOT FOUND (Benedict's gone forever))
#5127
BENEDICT:
I WOULD NOT!
HEAD SHALENE:
You would, and were planning to do it before you even left the airlock.
BENEDICT:
Yeah, but HE doesn’t need to know that!
HEAD SHALENE:
Reminder, you’re about to enter a toxic wasteland…
BENEDICT:
I NEED A HAZMAT SUIT!!! BEFORE WE GO DOWN! RIGHT NOW!! CLASS 15 HAZMAT SUIT RATED FOR BUTEONEN USERS WITH A UPR BUT-1 SPECIALIZED FLIGHT HARNESS! COMPLETELY ENCLOSED!
SUPPLY OFFICER DANIELS: (Sporting his new “angry eyebrows”)
THAT DOESN’T EVEN EXIST F**KFACE!!!
BENEDICT:
HEY! DON’T GIVE ME THE ANGRY EYEBROWS! WE’RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE ONE! MED-BAY! STAT!
Benedict stands in an epic thrusting pose with Boomsday at the head of the tank. The tank doesn’t move.
BENEDICT:
EYEBROWS! PUSH THE DAMN TANK!! I’M NOT STRIKIN’ THIS COMMANDIN’ POSE JUST FOR PICTURES! Although, if ya wanna take pictures, I am doin’ autographs. ONWARD REQUISITIONS SLAVE! ONWARD!!!
8 Likes
loving-hatred
(Gone off comms, will update this when i feel like)
#5128
The supply officer uses an automated piloting program to move the tank into a shuttle bay
“Tough!”
6 Likes
Benedict_87
(ERROR 151-C: SOLUS SERVERS NOT FOUND (Benedict's gone forever))
#5129
Benedict lifts off and flies over the supply officer’s head. He drops a bag of… uh… a bag of… uh… green… goo… stuff? on his head.
BENEDICT:
Wrong answer! To the Med Bay!
Benedict begins flying in the direction he thinks the Med-Bay is in.
6 Likes
loving-hatred
(Gone off comms, will update this when i feel like)
#5130
Gunny pulls a second pistol and fires a tranq dart into Benedict’s ass
“Nope! Simmer down!”
4 Likes
Benedict_87
(ERROR 151-C: SOLUS SERVERS NOT FOUND (Benedict's gone forever))
#5131
Benedict falls from the sky and begins foaming at the beak.
BENEDICT: (Sleepily)
No, no… you don’t understand… there’s toxic waste down there… don’t… don’t wanna be a mutant… don’t…
Benedict passes out.
6 Likes
loving-hatred
(Gone off comms, will update this when i feel like)
#5132
Gunny loads Benny into the shuttle and pulls a few environmental suits from the survival gear locker
“Idiot bird, I had it covered”
6 Likes
FurryTrash
(RelatingThrone)
#5133
How much do you love pendles?
4 Likes
icybullets
(Meme Crusader)
#5134
Gday mate, Pendles ‘ere
I love myself more than anything, well except killin’
5 Likes
HandsomeCam
(TheFriskyFinisci)
#5135
TOBY:
Damn it, Pendles and i AREN’T. GAY!! Oh man… Why does everyone keep thinking we’re a couple…?
5 Likes
icybullets
(Meme Crusader)
#5137
That’s what you want them to think.
But I know the truth
5 Likes
icybullets
(Meme Crusader)
#5139
Why must you treat me like this?
Admit it you love me!
5 Likes
FurryTrash
(RelatingThrone)
#5141
Both you and I, however that’s some off forums business
5 Likes
HandsomeCam
(TheFriskyFinisci)
#5143
TOBY:
Oh, Great Eagle… WHAT HAPPENS ON PSN, STAYS ON PSN!! I… I-I have a wife here…
Enters fetal position.
4 Likes
icybullets
(Meme Crusader)
#5144
What happens five hours away from Vegas can go anywhere it wants
5 Likes
FurryTrash
(RelatingThrone)
#5145
I think you’ve been cheating on me with another pendles cam…you don’t want me to 1v1 your Toby as Caldy do you?
5 Likes
icybullets
(Meme Crusader)
#5146
There’s room for more than three or four vocal Pendles mains on these fourms
4 Likes
