Uh… R-RIGHT!!
Seriously. I don’t think I’d know how to feel about that.
W-Well then, it’s a good thing that i OBVIOUSLY didn’t do it, because Nova didn’t post th- A- picture of it…
Hey, you know my philosophy. Pics or it didn’t happen.
And ain’t no way ya dressed up as me.
NO… WAY…
Burning pictures.
And it DIDN’T happen. REALLY!
Tooooobbbyyyy, sing me a lullaby…?
Have you ever challenged Kleese to a duel? Sure, the Battlethrone isn’t exactly a mech, but I can see that being one heck of a fight.
“Well, what is this that i can’t see,”
“With ice-cold hands taking hold of me?”
“When God is gone, and the devil takes hold,”
“Who’ll have mercy on my soul?”
“O’ Death, O’ Death, consider my age.”
“Please don’t take me at this stage.”
“Oh, i am Death, and none can tell,”
“If i open the door to heaven or hell.”
“No wealth, no land, no silver, nor gold,”
"Nothing satisfies me but your soul.“
I’m Death, i come to take the soul.”
“Leave the body, and leave it cold.”
Kisses forehead. Sleep tight! 
Did you like post those on Instagram or in some cloud storage?
Nothing, evah, gets deleted from the internet.
And if it does, there’s nothing GIMP can’t “retrieve” 
Caldarius:
You now what this means? As soon ISIC sees this he´ll run jealous.exe and ask you to read his dark poetry. And he´ll make you read his poetry while ripping your spine out if you do not write one for him.
Enjoy.
Pfft! Kleese wouldn’t stand a CHANCE against me with his giant-ass chair!
He’d have a better shot if we went at it WITHOUT our technology, but i think i’d still flipper-slap him into submission…
Hey, leave the kid alone.
Here’s smthn to cheer you up kiddo.
have good
Well, then thank God that i only took physical pictures of myself cosplaying as Bene-
I-I mean… GAZE UPON TOBY AND DESPAIR!! HAHAHAHA!!
Puts on reading glasses.
“Your Guts! Your Guts Everywhere!” By ISIC.
…
Throws poem aside. SENSELESS DRIVEL!!
Anyways, i’m off to bed, you guys! Unfortunately, i have to stay with Benny tonight, because reasons…
Goodnight!
Nighty night, lovebirds 
Am I implying somethin’, nah, I’m not implying anything, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE.
H-Hey… It’s not like THAT… Gross. I’m just… I’m just going though some personal stuff, and can’t use my own quarters for now. That’s ALL. Benedict and i may not be best buddies like Montana and Oscar Mike, but we help each other out when needed.
Plus, Benny and i used to share a room before the additions to Nova, so we know what upsets each other, and how to avoid doing it.
Or how to purposely annoy each other for sh*ts and giggles…
But no one would ever do that, especially not an Adorable Cute penguin…(finisci to be accurate)
Oh, my God… Can you guys PLEASE stop insulting me in my own thread? I mean, SERIOUSLY, what the f*ck?!
Also, using “cute” RIGHT AFTER “adorable” is kinda redundant, and yet you guys do it ALL THE TIME!! You may as well just combine the two and make it “Adoracute”, or something…
Uh, w-wait, NEVERMIND!! Don’t call me that! Don’t you dare call me ANYTHING other than “badass”, “bird of prey”, or “tough”; GOT it?!
Cutorable, silly penguin!
Tooooobbbbyyyy, what should I be when I grow up?