PUT… MY… F**KING… SOAPS BACK ON!!!
She pulls out the emergency medical chainsaw and revs it up, right in front of Toby.
Alright, alright… don’t get yer needle stuck up yer ass. Here…
Benedict switches back to Generic Medical Drama 124. Beatrix doesn’t put down the chainsaw.
Alright, so I will begin the incision here, on this big red “X.”
Miko wheels in what looks like a bonsai tree on a cart. A big red “X” is painted on one of the branches.
As you don’t know, because you’re all idiots, except for Miko, the sap of the too too root tree has wonderful preservation properties, is a natural attractant to fungus, and would be an ideal vessel to contain the mikollopria before we transplant it to a new host. Unfortunately, the bark is extremely tough, and the sap is in such high demand that we were only able to get a live sample. From Rath’s quarters. Now… aw damn… the TUMOR HAS SPREAD TO THE PATIENT’S BRAIN!
She stares at the screen, momentarily forgetting the chainsaw, and allows it to drop dangerously close to Toby’s cheek. She turns back to her work, pulls the chainsaw away and begins cutting through the tree. She makes it less than a millimeter before the chain snaps.
She hands Ernest 50 credits.
I thought for sure the diamond blade would do it. Ok. Use the explosives.