Tooooobbbyyyy, what does “post withdrawn” mean?
No. But something else seems to be…
Points front leg at the chain of (post withdrawn by author, will be automatically deleted in 24 hours unless flagged)
@system was that you?
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(Sober, but with hangover) It means someone was naughty. Ughhhh, my HEAD…
Rubs temples.
G****mmit!!! What’s up with all the “post withdrawn” posts?
WHAT’RE Y’ALL HIDIN’ FROM ME???
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STILL rubbing temples.
You don’t need to yell, Benedict…
Long story short, i stole Ernest’s whiskey…
MONTY BURNS: TOBY, why are you so nice to your viewers? You should treat them like the Ogre you pilot and kill them then grind their bones to dust!
Benedict glares at Toby.
Toby. Of all people, ya should know better. Man, I’ve been down that road. I have. Ya know I have. Ya were there when I almost got my ass kicked off of Nova. That’s why I’m gonna help ya get sober. COME’ERE BOY!!! WE’RE GOIN’ TO AVIANTS ANONYMOUS!!!
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They were behaving erratically, like …Bandits
Eye narrows
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Looking at balding, hawk-nosed gentleman.
Look, sir; i don’t know WHO you are, but i already told the LLC that they can’t buy me out. So kindly leave!
Benedict pulls me away by a flipper.
W-W-Wait…! BENEDICT, what about my holo-show?! I can’t just LEAVE!
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M BURNS: I’ve never heard of this LLC, but the might of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant is unquestioned. Do not make me unleash the hounds!
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YES YOU CAN!!!
If makin’ a drunken spectacle of yerself is the only way to get people to like ya, then they ain’t real friends! Now c’mon!
Yelling behind self as i am dragged away by Benedict.
DON’T MAKE ME RELEASE ISIC!!
ERNEST: Yessir, l’il buddy. Alcohol should be enjoyed responsibly from atop a pile of your enemies scattered limbs and Betsy shrapnel!
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Guys, guys!
Pleeeaaasseeee don’t take my Toooooobbbbyyyyy!
I neeeeed him, he’s my teddy bear!
Benedict sits in the simulation chamber with a large group of holographic flight capable and flightless Aviants that he clearly programmed himself.
BENEDICT:
Hello, my name is Benedict, and I’m an alcoholic. The sexiest alcoholic.
HOLOGRAMS:
Hi, Benedict, the sexiest alcoholic.
BENEDICT:
And this is Toby. The slightly less sexy alcoholic.
HOLOGRAMS:
Hi, Toby. The slightly less sexy alcoholic.
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I am NOT an alcoholic! It was ONE TIME!!
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Inquiry. The host of all inquiries has been impounded for excessive intoxication. Inquiry program no longer has a host. Who is to answer further inquires?
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You.
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Toby, Toby, my slightly less sexy alcoholic friend. It’s ok. It’s ok. Everyone group hug him.
The holograms crowd around to group hug Toby. Benedict does not join in.
I’d hug ya too, but… nah.
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