There can only be one.
Caldarius:
I actually have a question. Do you use an aroma-tree in Berg´s cockpit? If so, which fragrance.
Don´t say it´s kippers too…
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He’s not; people just think that because of the pale skin and lack of soul. 
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Oh, uh… It’s just something i yell because it sounds cool… It DOES sound cool, right…?
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Caldarius:
He´ll slice you into a nice Finisci Carpaccio if I tell him. ~robotic giggles~
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Yeah… It gets pretty ripe in him, because of the whole “no sphincter or pants” thing… I use “Ocean Breeze”, even IF it pisses Benedict (@Benedict_87) off by reminding him of the “sheets” incident…
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Nuh uh! Rath LOVES me! I mean… Not ROMANTICALLY… But he never says anything bad to me or calls me “cute”, so he’s cool!
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OOC: OMG, I wanted to write “I use Ocean Breeze, just to piss the Hawk of” but deleted it because I thought it´s to cheesy 
Get out of my head!!! All of you!!!
Caldarius:
Me too. ~fist/flipper bump~
Only to piss Benedict off. Kemessians have no sense of smell.
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Really?! That’s probably why being next to me in the dropship never bothers you, unlike everyone else…
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I, Dio, believe you a mistaking me for someone else.
Well that’s quite… underwhelming. I, Dio, figured it was due to some rumor based off of suspicious activity or a weird action in battle. Seems that I, Dio, have been mistaken.
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Nah, Orendi is the only one who drinks blood in the Battleborn. Shudders. She offered me some one time…
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[so, you’re plain’ this game, OhKey]
You kidding me, it’s a work of art, at least!
Also: Have you any idea how hard was to assemble poignant story containing tragedy, suspense and even comic relief?
I was thinking, if you were smarter you’d use the oportunity to get things done clean n’ classy. Ye’know, instead faking “technical difficulties” - anyone’s still fallin’ for that? This story had a chance succedin’ in smokescreening path to your little secret. But, ofc, you had to blew it, and now “it’s on” - so, either your audience’ll dig it out or you’ll reveal it.
Guess it’s that tiny penguin brain of yours. But that’s how biology works I guess. I mean, when was the last time you met a cockroach scientist? Ya know Toby?
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Caldarius:
Yepp, all stench is futile. Although Boldur seems to be another tier, I can literally see his smell…
~the armor clanks as Caldarius shudders~
Until I saw Bergs cockpit I did´nt mind sitting next to you… But I´d rather not judge, I basically live inside this Assaultframe for a year now and it´s mostly thanks to my inability to smell myself. Deande shoved me in here after approx. 700 years prison, no break for shower.
But who am I telling, you were there too.
Oh, which reminds me of your question regarding an “waste deposit” in my suit. Yes, I do have such installments. With seatwarmers.
I also have a hammock and a banana tree in here, next to my pooltable and the aquarium with my rare galahadrim Bettafish. It´s name is Bob.
That´s the banana tree, the fish has not revealed it´s identity to me yet. Data Recorder says he is intimidated by my flashy colors and manly fins, so I guess he won´t talk anytime soon.
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Points flipper at “In-character RP Thread” in “Off-Topic” section.
Sighs and points flipper at “In-Character” thread again.
Fake cough. Posts 2115, 2118 and 2124. Fake
cough.
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Tooooobbbyyyyy, how do I win friends and influence people?
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Wait, YOU’RE a fishperson too?! I thought that was just Alani, Oscar Mike and Whiskey… Cool!
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Well, I hate to break it to ya
Fake cough. No, I don’t Fake cough.
but that’s one big gullshit, the size of
dramatic sound
your mom dying at yer birth.
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Don’t you DARE talk bad about my mother, assh*t…
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Raoul Duke: Our vibrations were getting nasty. But why? Was there no communication in this car? Had we deteriorated to the level of dumb beasts?
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