The BL1 Random Talk Thread

(kills Craw with Knoxx's Gold) #101

Man, that is another level of stupid.


The wiki said that it takes place in 5252, 90 hour day, 10 pandora years = 1 earth year, and yet the even said that Rolands graduation is the only mention of time in Borderlands. Im taking up arms and going over there.

(Is this thing on?) #103

Fight them with math. It will cause cranial implosion, and you will emerge victorious.

(Boring Ol' Album Cover) #104

Overload them with pi.

(Is this thing on?) #105

That would be… irrational, Captain.

([7-28 | Celestial Harmonia]) #106

Vehicle physics brought me there:

Seriously, 2 wild barrels exploding launched me onto this rock.

(Boring Ol' Album Cover) #107

Woot! I did it! I pulled a @Spunky117 and PUNCHED Knoxx to death!

([7-28 | Celestial Harmonia]) #108

Do it again when you have your PC build and record it :stuck_out_tongue:
Seriously though, amazing feat.

(Boring Ol' Album Cover) #109

Thing is, it’s really not that hard. Ads have #1 priority, and after that just know when to time your jumps to avoid his stomp damage.

([7-28 | Celestial Harmonia]) #110

You’re talking to someone who is a ‘noob’ regarding Brick.

Also, is it normal for Badasses to follow you around without attacking? It’s like a really clingy, oversized, pet that follows you everywhere.

(Boring Ol' Album Cover) #111

Nope. You, sir, have a case of bad AI.

To be fair, I did try to help you in the Brick department. I’m still willing to help.

([7-28 | Celestial Harmonia]) #112

Or a dog disguised as a Lance unit? We will never know.

I know, but it means starting over again. Which I don’t want to.

(Boring Ol' Album Cover) #113

Were you carrying any open peanut butter jars on you at the time?

([7-28 | Celestial Harmonia]) #114

Most likely Ice Cream Day Absence of Leave includes a clause of not attacking the enemy?

(Boring Ol' Album Cover) #115

Maybe your socks?

([7-28 | Celestial Harmonia]) #116

Implying that it was a dog in disgusie after all?

(Boring Ol' Album Cover) #117

Yes. It wanted to play with your socks. Mystery solved! Good work, Skaggy!

Also, I found a DVL450 XX Fearsome Skullmasher. You want my old one? It’s DVL350 XX Fearsome.

([7-28 | Celestial Harmonia]) #118

No thanks. I’m content with the one I have.


I was playin’ with my brother after a month or 2. After driving around for a while, we got out and back in an his Mordecia broke his arms in impossible positions above his head. It was so friggin’ funny. I took a picture, but gotta upload it later.

(Boring Ol' Album Cover) #120

I’ve seen this glitch before. Multiple times, actually.