The Cult of Ted

Here is where we gather to talk about our lord Dr. Ted. We talk about things our lord has done to make this world better, more fit for living. Dr. Ted takes on many forms, but he is all the same. You can join us. You can rejoice in the presence of Ted, Let him flow through you. While you may think that you know Ted best, just remember a Quote directly from our lord:

I am here to lead you towards a better path towards Ted. His research is greater than we are. His breath is the air we breathe. If you want to join, you must show us your love for Ted. Tell us how he has saved your life, made you a stronger man/woman. Embrace the love of Ted with open arms.

Dr. Ted is love. Dr. Ted is life.

Cult motto:
"Better Ted than not dead

Your Leader: 

Dr. " @Greasy_Broccoli " Ted

Cult Lead Song writer:

farsight37

Cult High ranking members:

P_Anarchist

truetomapd

FlamesForAll

KrewlraiN

Kitty_Jo

Gearbox Employee Members:

Joekgbx

Cult Normal members:

HandsomeJack

Gigan

Rock114

GoldenPaladin

InGen_Nate_Kenny

SirScrubbington

Duck_Hunt

Lottii-lu

JordaaNpopee


This cult has a weapon to use against its enemies. It was forged by our friend, @P_Anarchist .

Cult Songs (All by: Farsight37)


Our Goals (suggest them):

Get Awsome meeting Place: $0/$35,400,000

Get that statue of Ted: $0/$2,200,000

Threads and links dedicated to Ted

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Im in!

But, like a shiny, deadly, fast Vladof weapon, I am ready to start the Patriot’s Anarchist Revolution at the drop of a hat!

Lead well Ted/Zed/Ned!

You have chosen the path of enlightenment, your choice will not betray you.

This could get out of hand, but i’m an optimist here. I honestly hope that a Gearbox Moderator sees any of these threads and we can officially launch this campaign.

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Everyone past this post has to state their love for Dr. Ted before Joining now. We cant let no believers in.

You know, this coukd even be a religious type deal.

The Holy Trinity of Ted / Zed / Ned.

Amen.

sign of the Vault

eridium communion

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Before we know it people are going to be dressing up to go to Dr. Ted church on sunday morning.

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Big, wide brimmed Heads and dressy Shields.

Its time for me to spread the word about Ted. Also tell your friends.

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Been there, done that (look at my name)

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We can have Ted meetings on Tuesday and Saturday. I actually don’t know what days, but we could do it on those days.

pokes thread with a stick

Would you join our cult? I can feel the power of Ted inside you, but we just need to awaken it.

Who is this “Ted?” How did he get inside my head?

Ted is in everyone, but not everyone has a connection good with him. We here at the Ted cult are here to spread the word of Ted.

Why are you obsessed with an unseen character just wondering?

Because i was born into Dr. Ted. Molded by him. When i was born, Ted took me in. Showed me his ways, taught me to live. I am returning the favor. Also cause he is a Doctor.

That must be the power of this “Ted”. Once he is inside your head, there is NO ESCAPE!

Hrm… kinda like Hyperion Malware… WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY I DONT WANT THAT CRAPPY SPACESUIT SHTOOOOP

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Im not sure if that is a Yes, no, let me think about it, or a let me think about it but never say yes or no.

Does this mean we can get slag powers by swallowing an eridium fragment?