The Cult of Ted

I smile down upon you, Flames, a mighty offering.

That is ■■■■■■■ amazing.

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I would imagine you could customize your syringe to be filled with different stuff (acid, compressed air, etc.) so yeah :smile_cat:

[quote=“Greasy_Broccoli, post:149, topic:283465”]
Yes, i would need those too. They are so OP that nobody tries to rob my house.
[/quote]Plus you’d look stupid with multiple syringes stuck in your face.

[quote=“Greasy_Broccoli, post:149, topic:283465”]
Nobody dare to rob Dr. Ted. I wouldnt kill the robber. I know how to torture using only their finger tips needles, and some defibrillators.
[/quote]You are a particular kind of bastard. I like it!

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Cough Cough Syringe Shotgun Borderlands 3 Legenday Cough

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Confirmed :smile_cat:

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Name: Doctor’s Orders
Brand: Bandit (?)
Type: Shotgun (duh)
Red Text: We’re losing him! Give me 20CCs STAT!
Effect: Bullet’s are shaped like syringes, has a random effect per trigger pull (explosive, acid DOT, Shock DOT, Fire DOT, Slag/Cyro DOT, Singularity gravity effect, dud (no effect) but slightly increased damage for “bullets”)
Bullets fired per shot: 12
Ammo consumed per shot: 3
Clip Size: ~12
Accuracy: ~30-50%
Whaddya think?

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WIN TIMES ONE MILLION!

Kick ass weapon idea, guys!

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(I think Death Injector or Injector of Doom would also be cool names)

In that case idea submitted to Make up your own Legendaries for the next BL! thread :smile_cat:

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Added Yer weapon to the OP for all to see, now they know how we defend ourselves.

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Insanity mixed with ingenuity? :smile_cat:

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Yes, and when we come together, we achieve things even greater.

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I just realized how painful getting shot with a syringe shotgun would be,

The Syringe shotgun would help you heal wounded members as well.

It would be the best weapon ever. It would even have its own unique skin.

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Hmm… maybe (might make it too good and become the gun equivalent of The Bee and people would rage over it being nerfed/debuffed)

Legend has it Ted once cured a deadly disease with no cure using string, and a teaspoon of water.

Legend has it that Ted doesnt need an examination to know a patients illness, he just needs a glance at them.

Legend has it Ted gave Moxxi her breast implants.

Legend has it…

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Legend has it Ted once traversed Elpis without an OZ kit.

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I might post this thread to the tales from the borderlands forums, but it would be harder to manage both threads. When im on the computer i might…

What you guy think?

Yes, no, maybe, definitely