The Cult of Ted

Nice edge, man!

We welcome you with open arms.

and syringes.
Don’t forget the syringes.
We need them for our syringe shotguns to fight the zombie hoard.

I am the best at fighting zombies!

Yes you are Krewl. If zombies come to my house, you’ll be the first one i call.

What about the syringe firing shotguns?

Only if the syringes are filled with compressed air, then you get this

OP gun is OP. That was such a stupidly buggy and funny game.

Yes, i would need those too. They are so OP that nobody tries to rob my house.

Nobody dare to rob Dr. Ted. I wouldnt kill the robber. I know how to torture using only their finger tips needles, and some defibrillators.

I would like to offer every drop of alcohol i drink on the weekends in a “Cheers!” to Ted.

Trust me, that’s a BIG offering.

Zed may need to attempt surgery on my liver soon…

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I smile down upon you, Flames, a mighty offering.

That is ■■■■■■■ amazing.

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I would imagine you could customize your syringe to be filled with different stuff (acid, compressed air, etc.) so yeah :smile_cat:

[quote=“Greasy_Broccoli, post:149, topic:283465”]
Yes, i would need those too. They are so OP that nobody tries to rob my house.
[/quote]Plus you’d look stupid with multiple syringes stuck in your face.

[quote=“Greasy_Broccoli, post:149, topic:283465”]
Nobody dare to rob Dr. Ted. I wouldnt kill the robber. I know how to torture using only their finger tips needles, and some defibrillators.
[/quote]You are a particular kind of bastard. I like it!

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Cough Cough Syringe Shotgun Borderlands 3 Legenday Cough

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Confirmed :smile_cat:

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Name: Doctor’s Orders
Brand: Bandit (?)
Type: Shotgun (duh)
Red Text: We’re losing him! Give me 20CCs STAT!
Effect: Bullet’s are shaped like syringes, has a random effect per trigger pull (explosive, acid DOT, Shock DOT, Fire DOT, Slag/Cyro DOT, Singularity gravity effect, dud (no effect) but slightly increased damage for “bullets”)
Bullets fired per shot: 12
Ammo consumed per shot: 3
Clip Size: ~12
Accuracy: ~30-50%
Whaddya think?

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WIN TIMES ONE MILLION!

Kick ass weapon idea, guys!

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(I think Death Injector or Injector of Doom would also be cool names)

In that case idea submitted to Make up your own Legendaries for the next BL! thread :smile_cat:

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Added Yer weapon to the OP for all to see, now they know how we defend ourselves.

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Insanity mixed with ingenuity? :smile_cat:

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