No need. Send the request directly to First Lieutenant Devina Charleston. She’s a flightless Ciconiifoile. She tore my ass a new one when I was transferred to her squadron (briefly). She’ll respect you. Just DON’T… under ANY circumstances… say I sent ya. She hates my ass. Passionately. Because there’s just no talkin’ about my ass unless ya talk about it with passion.
But seriously, keep me out of it. She tried to have me executed.