No need. Send the request directly to First Lieutenant Devina Charleston. She’s a flightless Ciconiifoile. She tore my ass a new one when I was transferred to her squadron (briefly). She’ll respect you. Just DON’T… under ANY circumstances… say I sent ya. She hates my ass. Passionately. Because there’s just no talkin’ about my ass unless ya talk about it with passion.
But seriously, keep me out of it. She tried to have me executed.
Your ass has NOTHING on Whiskey’s…
Toby… why… in the f**k… are ya lookin’ at Whiskey’s ass?
(Dreamily) How can you NOT…?
Rrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt…
Does Pam know about this frightening obession with Whiskey’s ass?
Hangs head with depressed expression.
That’s low, Benedict… Even for you…
I was just joking around in an attempt to cheer myself up…
Exits thread with shoulders slumped and flippers hanging limply.
G****mmit, what’s he done now…
Benedict wanders off to talk to Pam. And to stop derailing this thread.
Sorry y’all.
From another thread.
It’s YOUR thread! IN THE OFF-TOPIC SECTION!!
Ciconiifoile, eh? They’re a fiery lot. I’ll flick her a line - a card huntin’ we shall go!
Correction. YOU. A card huntin’ YOU shall go.
Trust me… ain’t gonna end well for anyone if I go.
Hovers back into thread
Inquiry: Card hunting? Is that like… Vault Hunting?
Only if ya’ve got the “Legends of the Vault Hunters” expansion.
(goading) Hey, Caaaaldy… Guess what I just got out of a pack?
A first edition, holo-foil Kamessian Overlord.
You jealous?
Caldarius:
No. Because I am the Kemessian Overlord.
NOW GIMME THAT CARD!
Holds card away, protectively.
I’ll TRADE it to you…
(Where is the thread where you guys have been putting your most recent posts about this?)
In-character thread.
Ahhhhh so why did this one come about?
Heat of the moment.
Phoebe: The you see the new discovery on Ekkunar about the eldrad magic scripts being hidden under the old Archive?