The fashion thread!

Can totally relate here, my attire is boring as hell, if its not black shirt and jeans then its dark grey button up shirt and jeans with black and white skate shoes.

My only other outfits include a work uniform with steel toe boots or my alone-at-home-on-the-couch outfit known as underpants…

In the way of BL merch, I have a tshirt with the old red and black Hyperion logo

I want the Hyperion Tank and the Tediore Tee. I might be a tad disappointed with the Tediore Tee when I find out I can’t throw it away when its damaged (bonus if it explodes) and get a new one magically digistructed back.

Lol. Explodes its fibers to wrap around furniture and embeds in them.
Legendary version throws 2 copies of it aswell to be gifted to friends, family and pets. All size fits all.
I’d love to have a Mechromancer T-shirt or Hoodie. Maybe S&S.

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Detergent, stain removers and washing machine manufacturers should be afraid of Tediore clothing line.
It’d be great if I’m ever able to buy a BL2 shirt (Maliwan, Krieg, Hyperion and Bandit please).

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Never fear about spilling ketchup or coffee on your Tediore Shirt! It just digistructs a new one on top of the old, and the old just fades away! Tediore: saving you money on clothes, so you can spend more on our weapons!

OMG the Zer0 hoodie… drools forgot about that one… WANTS

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Mrs. Tediore surely will be killed by some headhunter hired by the Clorox, Tide and that detergent that was endorsed by Chuck Norris.

And it’ll only cost your thumbs!
With Tediore firearms, who needs thumbs anyway?

I am currently on the hunt for a new hoodie. And I WISH I could find a womens hoodie as badass as this. But alas, its like finding a needle in 10 :heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart: hay stacks. Trying to find a hoodie shouldnt be this difficult. Sure I could just get a small in mens, but it’s still not the same and dosnt fit the way I want.

I FEEL YOUR PAAAAIIINNNN!

Every time I find something cool, it doesn’t fit right, aka why do the guys get all the cool art shirts and ladies get nothing :<

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As I’ve said earlier in this thread, I personally run into the issue that size L is too large, but size M being too short since I’m 1m80 in length.

That and my figure isn’t actually manly (which I don’t see as a bad thing), so I can’t deny that it doesn’t really fit like it should. The fact that its fleece on the inside makes up for it.

A jacket very similar to this one, along with Jeans and a Long Sleeve shirts.

The size gap between genders is insane. Men’s clothing has a very steep gap in sizing. Then Women’s, oh man, it goes like… stick, bigger stick, small, medium. There is hardly even a size increase! Drives me insane, since I am “large” but I’m not huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge! No consideration for women who have meat on their bones lol… I am not being hard on myself, people don’t believe my weight when I say it (yay for muscles)! I have some bizarre IRL hacks.

Makes me a bit depressed about women’s fashion though. The image is nailed into everyone’s heads that we must be slim and slender, to the point of causing mental health problems, that can turn into fatal eating disorders! It shouldn’t be that way… people should be proud to be themselves… blarg now this is turning into a mini rant about womens fashion and how it can effect mental health… :<

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Without going into details here (for reasons!) I have to agree.

Really? I thought that twig stuff was American bullsh*t only. Shame.

It is everywhere.
Lowest size in clothing for men is S, while women’s clothing can go up to XS (or even smaller than that). What’s medium for men is already L for women.

Hmm. American culture is that you’re supposed to be ashamed of/uncomfortable with your body; not big enough muscles, d*ck is too small, ass is too big, excreta. I’ve always thought that the reason Europeans have nude beaches is because they’re not ashamed of their bodies the way that Americans are… Guess I’m wrong, huh?

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I’m not even sure if we even have nude beaches. Nude camps? Yes. But it doesn’t rule out the awfull beauty standard the fashion industry and everything have set. Hell, women are considered plus sized when they have an average body…
Men “need” 6 packs and a huge dick, women “need” to be thin as a stick while having boobs and ass like a balloon animal. Disgusting.

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I’m not like that, and I’m perfect (At least that’s what my mom says)

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The irony of that look is you need body fat to have them boobs and butt.

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http://www.kangolstore.com/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/K/0/K0189CO_PH003_MAIN.jpg
http://www.flannelshirtsformen.net/wp-content/gallery/flannel-shirts/dakota-grizzly-woodsman-brawny-flannel-shirt-long-sleeve-for-men-in-oceanp4626j_031500-3.jpg

Thats about what I usely wear, depending on the shirt I have I have it opened or close.