EVIL MANIACAL LAUGHTER!


Body invalid, thank you once again Discourse.

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MONTANA??? I’M NOT BENEDICT!!! I’M MISTER F$$KING TORGUE!!! GREAT EAGLE GET YOUR… dammit to hell… this is harder than I thought… I thought I could just type in all caps lock… frick…

ANYWAY… HEY!!! I HAVE TO SAY THIS “INTERNET” KICKS SLIGHTLY MORE ASS THAN THE ECHO NET!!! EXCEPT THAT THE ECHO NET HAS HOT OILY PICTURES OF ME!!! BENE— MISTER TORGUE HIGH-FIVE FLEXINGTON!!! frick…

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“Oh! Don’t mind me I’m only BLEEDING TO DEATH!!”

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I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE!!!


Friggin’ discourse! HEY!!! HEY!!! MY BODY IS NOT INVALID!!! I am a glorious flying Aviant sex ma— right. In character… hold on…


DISCOURSE NEEDS TO SHUT IT’S ASS UP RIGHT NOW AND STOP MAKING INSECURE AND HURTFUL COMMENTS ABOUT MY BODY!!! SAYING THAT MY BODY IS INVALID, IS HURTFUL TO MY SELF-ESTEEM!!!

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Ugh. Listen… bird… man… Thing. first, I have…had a name, that, I oddly, can’t remember. Secondly. NO. What is it with you males wanting to mate with everything in sight? I vaguely recall… before “this” happened to me, of a man who did… “things” to me – reprogrammed me into his female fantasy… So even thinking about “mating and mating toys” fills me with disgust…

Egotistic are we? That attitude will surly get you into trouble.

Ugh… Another obnoxious talker – thought “robot-suit riding vengeance” was bad enough…

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What the F n00b? Do you even know what the EchoNet is?!?! You couldn’t log on without hearing about it!!
If that stupid Marci hadn’t stolen the plans for DT none of it would have happened so it’s totally not even my fault.

But my wanted poster really did come out pretty awesome

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Oh, and as far as your weird-ass robo-kink goes, just try to hit on DT

I DARE YA

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Been there, had that. Alot actually… And no. Its no misled egocentrism (as displayed by that bird) , but pure thruth.

To be honest, now that Rendain is pushed into the Void, me and Data Recorder are not sure how to spend our new gained freedom. Theres alot to kill, granted, but its not the same…
Can…can you costruct a Rendain?

Also, Data Recorder wants to ask if Constructor-bot wants to join us watching some definately-no-magical-girl anime.
@Benedict_87 will be excluded. He knows why.

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Obviously, he’s not worthy of science.

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“Freedom” It is an illusion. Believed in it once – will never again. Yes, my shattered memory recalls as much. Slavery to “freedom” to slavery again. As I slowly pull myself back together, these fragments scream out to me the most.

[quote=“Ganjamira, post:27, topic:1550808”]
Data Recorder wants to ask if Constructor-bot[/quote]

Ugh. THAT’S NOT MY NAME. I have… had a name. I had a name… a name…

The urge to destroy you all out of loathing, spite and anger, and feelings of the most utter betrayal, is ever dominating… I just need to compile more of these shattered memory fragments… And figure out what an “anime” is – to destroy it as well. It is most likely in need of destruction – as of most of existence.

(ugh the way felicity talks is hard to write, I’m not sure how well im nailing it lol)

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We share many things, Robot-woman.

If you construct another Rendain, I´ll help destroying whatever you wish to be destroyed.

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Another Rendain? Are you mad Caldarius?!

Well, maybe I could atleast offer a VR experience. But it may or may not be tested yet.

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I highly doubt that.

Trust you? Last time I “trusted” someone I ended up like… “this”. And who is this “Randain” – Why do I even care? Yet – the question manages to out process this… seething tide of anger that dominates my every thought…

Then there is this other odd thought… Were did I put my legs? I had “walking” legs, not just these… stumps…

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WHAT ABOUT MISTER TORGUE!!!??? AND THERE IS NO SHAME IN ADMITTING YOU LIKE MAGICAL GIRL ANIMES!!! JUST BECAUSE A BIG HULKING MAN LIKES ESCAPING INTO A FANTASY WORLD WHERE LITTLE GIRLS EMBARK ON MAGICAL JOURNEYS, THAT DOES NOT MAKE HIM ANY LESS OF A MAN!!! YEAH MOTHERF$$KERS!!! I F$$KING FELL IN LOVE WITH THOSE GIRLS AND THEIR PLIGHT IN A NOT CREEPY, NOT SEXUAL, PURELY SYMPATHETIC EMOTIONAL WAY!!! IT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!! BEAUTY SOLO… WAODLEYWAODLEYWAODELEY DOO!!!

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“So… not to be impolite or offensive or anything… but… is a mechromancer… like… someone that wants to have sex with robots? Cuz… I know this little guy… who… uh… let’s just say he spends a lot of time with his mechs.”

LITTLE GUY!?! We’ll see how “little” i look when Berg and i CRUSH YOUR SKULL!!

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You’re not the first rampant AI we have to deal with, madam. And certainely wont be the last. ISIC is stil lollygaging somewhere about this all being a simulation and whatnot.

I must say, Toby. I always found Berg an interesting piece of tech. Although it seems to use technology produced by LLC, care to elborate on this possible infringement?

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Pendles:Oh you better watch out luv, if I could travel to that dimension you would be dead before you even know it, if I was hired to of course, you vault hunters really are nothing compared to the people of our universe, hell you have a robot, we have a 16 year old with a damned omnidimentional alien tethered to her for crying out loud

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Really? Huh… M-Maybe we could compare schematics over tea sometime…?

Nevermind, that’s creepy. Please don’t hate me!

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Existence? A simulation? Oh do tell me more! It sounds so absurd… yet intriguing…

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Unlike Kleese, I am willing to talk this over a nice cup of tea. He’s kind of barbaric you know.

Ask ISIC. Even if he probably will ramble on about wanting to kill everyone.

On second thought, nevermind. I’d rather not think of the consequences it would cause.

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According to my calculations, mass genocide is always the logical choice, especially when it comes to betrayal.

tilts over slightly in confusion, makes mental note to locate AI known as ISIC after initializing some vengeful murder against… still piecing the fragments together…

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