This thread is dedicated to horrible balance suggestions that would be horrible in application.
Say, for example, swap Kleese’s Energy Mortars with Ghalt’s Hook (for both characters) and all related helicies.
Miko’s Healing Beam is now passive and heals everyone in range.
Montana can take friendly fire damage.
Oscar Mike’s ultimate is instead a Tactical Nuke that kills the entire enemy team and all their minions.
El Dragón has Dragonfire on his secondary instead of his Clap.
All of Orendi and Attikus’ stats, attacks, skills, and helicies are swapped entirely.
Whiskey Foxtrot is completely nude, and looking at his privates will blind you for 2 seconds.
Ernest’s Power Egg is always active in offense and defense mode, and is permanently attached to his back.
Kelvin is literally God from Christian mythology, and gains all related powers and abilities.