The Kingdom of Mark Lanegan and the Nicotine Fairies

IC: Smauldron tracks Bobby and Lightning; He could sense the energy of the artifact resonating off of Bobby’s person, screaming to be used, a primal power waiting to cleave the galaxy in two.

Meanwhile, Red watches the group of heroes, wondering if he should approach them, and tell them who he is. But then, he sees Kira, and an unbridled rage boils up to the surface.

Red utters a phrase in a low, demonic voice; Traitorous wrech…

He sees Sarah, and he feels compelled to hurt Kira by hurting Sarah.

NO. This isn’t who I am, I’m not a… monster.

OC: The fun part is I can keep killing you and you just keep respawning. You’re like a never ending revenge beast. Speaking of which:

Knight: Still no sign of Sir Red, High Priest.

High Priest: Well, if he had died he would have come back here, and I still don’t sense him in the Dark One’s capture. List him in the MIA charts. Hopefully he will return and tell us where he has been for these long months.

IC:

Bobby stood there, watching Lightning stand near the front of the bird, hands outstretched. The water droplets collected in her hair. Bobby thought of how beautiful she was. She turned and faced him with a smile on her face, the happiest he had seen her in a while. Bobby smiled back.

Bobby: So… Where are we going on this lovely day?

Lightning kissed him

Lighting: To my favorite place in the worlds… Whats your favorite place Bobby?

Bobby: Anywhere with you.

Lightning: We aren’t making a mistake leaving the girls alone… right?

Bobby: No, of course not, the shadows will relay any danger back to me. We deserve this, we saved so many lives, its time we get something good in return. So, how long?

Lightning: 15 seconds.

Bobby: What?

They stood still for a few second as the world seemed to bend around them, then they shot forward at the speed of light.

Everyone is sitting around the house. About 30 minutes pass before Sal starts complaining about how bored he is.

Sal: I’m bored. I’m going to go shoot some bandits.

Kiraceton: No, stay here. I have this feeling that we’ll be attacked, and I want you here in case.

Sal: No one is going to attack here. We’re in the middle of freaking nowhere.

Sarah: Yeah, you’re being paranoid again.

Kiraceton: Paranoia is why I’m still alive. Don’t go.

Sal grunts through his nostrils and sits back on the couch.

IC: Smauldore stalked the lovers closely, curious as to where they were headed.

IC:

Bobby wondered where they were headed. 15 seconds had passed and they finally slowed down. The bird landed, and Bobby stepped off and offered his hand to Lightning accepted it with a small smile on her face.

Lightning: we’re here!

Bobby looked around. He couldn’t comprehend what he was looking at, as there were just to many details to take in at a single time. They were in s plaza, with a giant oak tree in the middle. The tree had dark purple leaves, with bolts of lightning running through the branches. Wisps of light floated around the plaza. It was night at this place, making it look even more beautiful. streams trickled out from under the tree. The water its self emitted a faint blue glow. The streets were empty aside from a few people who had yet to succumb to the nights spell of sleep.

Bobby: Isnt this where-

Lightning: We first met? Yeah, so many years ago… it feels like our past was a dream because of the time it happend.

Bobby kissed her again. He felt like he was losing himself in the moment. He didnt mind.

Bobby: Yeah, yeah it does… It was raining that day, it was a pretty good day that day.

IC:

Smauldore: Ah, two little love birds… how romantic. Long time no see Bobby, how have things been going? I hate to interrupt, but we need to talk.

@Greasy_Broccoli Logging off for tonight, but you can type out your part and I will reply tomorrow.

IC:

Bobby didnt show any emotions that he heard someone to Lightning. She was looking forward to this, and Bobby wasnt going to make her mad.

Bobby:who is this? Your voice… some how familiar, changed from before, ancient…

Bobby thought hard for a few seconds. He finally remembered.

Bobby: Ahhh, Smauldore… My old “friend”… What is it you want? You aren’t here to catch up on old stories, eh?

Sarah leans out the windowsill to smoke a cigarette. Halfway through it, she notices a wolf in the middle of the desert. Something is wrong.

Sarah: Kira, there’s a wolf in the desert. Wolves don’t exist on Pandora…

Kiraceton walks over and looks out.

Kiraceton: That looks just like the wolves from that moon… Something isn’t right. Girls, lock the doors. Put that out, Sarah.

Sarah extinguishes her cigarette and Kiraceton closes and locks the windows.

OC: Im on. Will write soon.

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OC: Whaa? I was locking the doors so Red couldn’t enter to keep the girls safe… I wasn’t going to fight him unless he broke in… Geez, I’m gone at work, and everything goes haywire

OC: Early in the morning so don’t gots to reply, but just rewrite the events later the way you wants it. Reminds me of those TV shows where the Mom/Dad leaved the room for just a few seconds and comes back to find it completely messed up lol.

OC: Just ran with what was happening at the time.

The past script has been destroyed with a deadly combination consisting of a paper shredder, sulfuric acid, Pat Benetar, and a catfish. Anything after Kiraceton closing the window is now nullified.

Kiraceton looks out the window, wondering what the wolf is doing. Zer0 asks in a haiku why they can’t just kill it.

Kiraceton: Because I promised to keep the girls safe for Bobby. pause Look, if it breaks in, we kill it. But for now, I’m just going to keep an eye on it.

Meanwhile, Red looks into the house, watching Kiraceton watch him. He wonders why she’s suddenly hesitant to attack him, she hasn’t been in the past. Has she gone soft? He thinks about what he should do. Should he try to communicate with her? Should he stay away? Decisions to make…

I dont know what posts you mean ACNAero… there is nothing posted by me after your on post…

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IC: Red decides to see if he can reason with the group; he raises his voice for everyone to hear.

I mean no harm, I desire a parley between us. It is I, Sir Red. Do not be-

While Red is speaking, he feels a negative energy overcome him. He arches his back in pain, and lets out a hellish howl.

Red’s wolven side: Who are these sheep to you? They are NOTHING. In fact, one of them even betrayed you, repay the favor.

Red: Why do I feel so split? Why am I fighting myself- Argh!

Red remebers something his mother’s lieutenant (Lupinara) told him. “The longer you remain a wolf, the more you become the wolf. Your spirits meld, and you will be consumed unless you can control yourself.” It was too late for that, Red’s fur was no longer auburn, but crimson red, like a blood moon. His eyes shone milky white in the darkness, with long rakish claws glowing a luminous bleeding pink.

Red: I’ll blow your house down… AND EAT ALL THE LITTLE PIGGIES INSIDE!

Kiraceton: What the hell?! That wolf is Red? How?.. Oh, f*ck… He’s charging us! Sal, protect Sarah and the girls! Zer0, come with me!

Salvador, although disappointed that he doesn’t get to fight, takes them to the back room and pulls out his two guns, just waiting in anticipation. Red charges through the door and instantly cuts Kiraceton’s arm with wood from the door. Despite the tight space, Red keeps dodging her anti-matter blasts. He manages to dodge all of Zer0’s shots, and with is heightened sense of smell, is able to avoid all of his Deception sword strikes. After 4 intense minutes of fighting, he manages to bite into Kiraceton’s knee-cap, almost tearing it off and crippling her. She screams for Salvador’s help, and he charges in, Vladof guns spraying bullets everywhere. While Red avoids the bullets, he notices that Zer0 has taken the opportunity to Deception. However, with the smell of Kiraceton’s blood and Salvador’s stench, as well as the added distraction of bullets flying everywhere, he cannot sense where Zer0 will be. Zer0 then slices Red in half. A blinding light flashes, and Red’s corpse is gone. Kiraceton screams for help, as her injury is severe and can stop her from walking again if not treated immediately. Bobby senses this screaming, and his time with Lightning is cut severely short.

Meanwhile, Red respawns at King Marks castle. However, this time around, High Priest is here to watch the respawn, and asks himself why a wolf would respawn in his castle. Red hears him and ponders on what to do.

OC: Lightning is a magical medic, right Broccoli? Also

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