The Kingdom of Mark Lanegan and the Nicotine Fairies

IC:

Bobby growl. Lightning heard him. She looked annoyed.

Lightning: Yes, yes… i know, need to go back, trouble.

Bobby: Yeah… we just can catch a break can we.

The world bent around them as they teleported back. They were back where they were almost 45 minutes ago. Bobby could faintly smell blood. He practically exploded the door and stepped in. He saw Kira on the ground.

Bobby: Lightning… you know what to do. Ill go see if the girls are ok.

Lightning bet over Kira. Her hand crackled with crimson bolts of electricity.

Kira: Can you fix it.

She winced with pain

Lightning: No. Not heal it, but i can help it fix its self. May hurt a little.

Kira: What?

Lightning: Your the first person im trying this on. The idea is if you move fast enough, you can travel forwards in time. If i give enough energy to the cells in the wounded area, they should move fast enough to accelerate the natural healing process and you should be fine. There a deeper discussion about it but…

Lightning let the bolts of electricity flow only to the wounded cells or else Kira would have died from the massive amounts of energy. It seemed to work. The cells completed thier actions at a much faster rate than possible, the wounds closed, and her knee healed itself almost all of the way.

Lightning: I did what i could. Seems you’ve healed, but take it careful on the knee though. I might not be able to heal you until im at full strength again.

Bobby found the girls in another room, safe and un-wounded.

Bobby: Are you girls OK?

Celia: Yeah, we are… They wouldnt let me fight, i could have helped, im 16 now.

Bobby: Yes, but you are still safe. You only know the basics on how to fight. When you are ready, i will let you fight, but not now.

Celia was going to object, but Bobby went to see the others.

Bobby: Where’s Red? I know he was the one that was here.

Zer0 tells Bobby that Red attacked and tore Kiraceton knee up, and that he killed Red. When Bobby asks where Red went, Zer0 says that he disappeared in a flash of light promptly after his death.

After Lightning heals Kiraceton, Sarah runs over to Kiraceton and picks her up and helps her hobble to the bed and lies her down. There is still the cut in her arm, but it’s not too major of an injury.

OC: There’s no way I’m going to come up with haiku’s for Zer0

16?! I thought she was 8 or something, that’s why I had her be scared by Salvador

OC lol, her sister Tanya is 7 or 8 or something like that. You never hear her little sister talk cause i dont know how to write a child of that age.

Bobby held a scorpion of shadows atop his finger tips, he then tossed it his the shadows, to go fetch Red. The scorpion appeared at Red’s location in at much, much larger form. It stung him, and clutched Red in its claw, the scorpion heard other men shouting. It recceded back in to the shadows with Red. Hopefully his master would be proud he actually got him without tearing Red in half.

Sarah looks at Kiraceton, now barely awake, and wishes she could have been out there to help. She’s mad at herself for being to scared to run out there and try to help heal Kiraceton, even though she doesn’t know medical procedure. She also starts feeling like she is dead weight being a non-combatant. She goes up to Lightning and Zer0 and asks them if either or both of them can train her in their respective talent. She says that she doesn’t care which one she learns, she just doesn’t want to be useless on the upcoming adventure.

IC:

Lightning: Sure… i guess i can, but later tonight when its cooler out here? Are you sure you want to do this?

Sarah: Yes, I’m sure. Even if you just teach me basic medicine, I’ll be better off than before.

Zer0 tells her that he won’t teach her how to fight. Sarah asks about sniping, and after some thinking Zer0 agrees to teach her to snipe.

Lightning: Are you sure? That’s a lot to learn in such a short time.

Sarah: Yes. Let’s start with the medic training. We’ll figure out some kind of schedule later.

IC: Red objects at the creature’s handling of him, he tries to bite at its claw, but the carapace of the scorpion is too thick.

Red: You’d best hold on tight, and not let me go… For if you do, I’ll rip off your stinger and IMPALE THEE WITH IT! This I solemnly swear foul beast…

OC: I got nothing right now. I did want to try and troll that date but others beat me to it haha.

OC: And you weren’t here to write Zer0’s haiku’s for me. Shame on you

OC:

What am I to do
Write a big Haiku for you
I’m afraid I cant

OC: Hey, that’s more than I can do

OC:

Haiku I can do
Time all the syllable things
Refrigerator

A Post Constructor
Can build Haiku’s all day long
Unless shot in eye

Sarah walks into the bedroom where Kiraceton is and closes the door behind her. She lies down next to her and holds her. She wakes up and tiredly asks Sarah what’s going on. Sarah apologizes for not being able to help. Kiraceton falls back asleep and Sarah cuddles her even more, falling asleep with her.

OC: Get in here! ... Do you have the documents? lolol

Ill just watch it from afar in case a nice opening i can fill opens up.

IC:

Lightning looked at her blade. She saw her reflection in it. Could she really teach the girl to fight like she could? Not as good as her, but at least she would then be able to defend herself. Lightning liked to think of herself as a good sword fighter, but not as good as Bobby. Bobby was stronger as long as he was standing in a shadow, and those were pretty much everywhere. But if Lightning tried, maybe she could beat him. In fact, it had been a while since they had fought. She would ask him to fight later.

Bobby was sitting in a chair cross legged, looking in the book. It wasn’t the book specifically he was looking at, but the tablet of destruction hidden in the pages. Good thing he is the only one who could access the book, because now he was the only one who could access the stone tablet now. He look up and thought about what Celia said. She was becoming a woman, Bobby couldn’t keep her safe forever. Well, if she wants to know how to kill, she might as well learn from an expert at it…

OC: Sarah asked Lightning for medical training, not fighting training.

OC: Lightnings not really, a medical person. More of a put a bandage on it and find a doctor, unless she uses an advanced concentrated shock of her electricity.

OC: Whelp, guess she’s getting both sniper training and CQC training

OC: As a side note, how neat would it be if BL3 had a character who was both the sniper and the medic?