Josh: So my entire school life… But still, a wolf, man? You’re a freaking wolf? Hell yeah! He tries to turn on his radio, but the impact of falling several thousand feet seems to have broken it’s insides. Oh, sh*t, man… My radio’s busted. 
Bobby: Damn, that was a fine Radio. Im sure we can find someone to fix it up around here.
OC: Radio probably just needs an AI core inserted into it xP
Josh’s radio starts faintly working. Wait, man…
Ah… that’s not what I wanted… Didn’t mean to offend you, Red…
I might get on the computer soon, so i may post a bit later.
IC:
In the recreation room
Adam: Well if there’s one thing that went right here, we got the ECHOnet back… even if its just the Hyperion Network… propaganda… more propaganda… oooh whats this… Carson-5 got smoked?! Bleh… doesn’t even say who or why… just Hyperion cover up ■■■■■■■■…
SHE_2.0 was in the room, and overheard what Adam was mumbling about.
Pan: Carson-5? That was the Hyperion Hub of the system. Dude, something BIG must of happened. It must of been organized man. Let me see that…
Adam: HEY I AIN’T DONE WITH IT YET!
SHE_2.0 casual walks up and gracefully takes the ECHO Device from Adams hands before he even noticed…
Adam: WAIT, HEY? WERE… oh… eeeh…
Pan: Her…
SHE_2.0 transmits the information to M4st3R-M1nD, then leaves the ECHO Device back on the table, then quietly leaves the room. The two men wait for HER_2.0 to leave, then both make a mad dash for the Device
Pan: YOINK!
Adam: Rakk-off…
When M4st3R-M1nD received the information, it laughed and laughed some more. Oh, it knows who was involved. The words Carson-5 said everything that was needed. They are there… Alister Frodium had it coming to him the moment he messed with a Siren
The trio of robots stand outside the Bot-Bay. The PWR Loader held the All-mighty Beard.
PWR Loader 3476: Is this for Father? Father is Important.
YT: DudE, ThE BearD IS ThE MOST ImportanT!
HQ: L-1-1-1-1k3 T0T4LY 1MP0RT-T-T4NT!
PWR Loader 3476: Important.
YT: IF WE MakE YouR DaD HappY WilL HE HelP US OuT?
PWR Loader 3476: Father is sad and angry. Making Father happy is Important.
YT: OkaY LetS GivE HiM A PresenT Internel Coms: I HopE NO StorieS ThougH
HQ: Internal Coms: UGHHHHHHH D0NT R3M1ND M3-3-3…
PWR Loader 3476: I will present The Beard. I am Important.
The trio of bots walk into the Bot Bay. They notice some bits of EXP Loader laying around
PWR Loader 3476: Someone made Father very angry…
Badass Constructor: Ehhh… I was just about to go sleep… Who said Father?! Oh 3476 what ya doin 'ere? Ah, its you two chaps again!
HQ: W3 g0t y-4-4-4 s0mth1ng!
PWR Loader 3476: It is Important.
PWR Loader 3476 holds up The Beard
Badass Constructor: IS THAT FOR ME? MAH VERY OWN BEARD?! WHAAAAT IS THIS, AM I FEELING HAPPY?
PWR Loader 3476: Happiness is Important!
HQ: S0… h0w d0 w3 g3t 1t 0n h1m?
YT: BLD GnomeS? Uh…
Badass Constructor: What is a BLD Gnome?
YT and HQ just stumbled onto a little problem and bicker over the internal coms
HQ: h3 1s g0in1ng t0-0-0 fl1p 0ut 1f h3 r3c0n1z3s th3m…
YT: TotalY… WE DiD TrY TO KilL HiM WitH TheM AT FirsT… CaN WE MakE TheM LooK DifferenT…
HQ: H4TS!
YT: HATS!
The two other bots are starting to stare at the two Gnomestructors for their brief moment of “silence”
HQ: 000000h w3 w3r3 just th1nk1ng-g-g but w3 g0t-t-t-t 1t n0w!
The two re-construct their TF2 units into reality as BLD Gnomes… with paper bags over their heads…
MECH: MMMMMMMmmMMM?!?!!!
SPY: MMmmMMM?!! MM?!?1
All the BLD Gnomes start to freak the heck out
Badass Constructor: … You two construct THOSE? What in the heck? Those WEE Loaders with Bags on their heads?! They kinda funny…
HQ apologizes over the internal coms about the current situation but YT is laughing its gears off
MECH: WHAT THE HECK IS THIS ABOUT I CANT EVEN TALK
SCORCH: giggles that they talk like him now
HQ: 1t-s-s-s s0 h3 d0nt r3c0n1z3 y0u guy-s w3 d1d try t0 k1ll h1m b3fo3r3…
SPY: Logical… but ITS TOO HUMILIATING, THAT HE YOUR REFERRING TO IS LAUGHING AT US TOO!
SPYgnome: I’d rather get killed again!
HOTgnome: giggles
SCORCH: giggles too
HQ: Y3444h s0… g3t Th3 B34rD 0n h1m…
MECH: … This is the dumbest crap I have seen in my short existence… but we are programmed to obey… sigh…
The Paper Bag Party of BLDgnomes all grumble and grab The Beard
OC: I have to ask, is this going to affect me at all, or is it just Mastermind laughing at Frodium?
OC: Just laughing at Frodium.
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After some hours of sleep, Kiraceton finally wakes up. She looks toward the other chair, and sees that her mother had gone, but left a note saying that she wanted to walk around outside and enjoy not being confined to a cell. She then looks up and sees that Sarah is awake. She moves her chair closer to the bed.
Kiraceton: Hey…
Sarah won’t acknowledge Kiraceton. She’s pissed about what happened.
Kiraceton: Sarah, don’t ignore me! Please? You think I wanted this to happen to you?
Sarah remains silent.
Kiraceton: Sarah! Please!
She grabs Sarah’s hand, but she pulls her hand away and slaps Kiraceron. She holds her cheek and starts tearing up.
Kiraceton: Damnit!
Sarah: Your stupid f*cking attack is what caused this. This is your fault!
Kiraceton: Sarah! Please, I never wanted this. I didn’t know there were soldiers who knew where you were. I would have stayed back myself.
Sarah: Now I have to get a new leg! Because of you!
The bickering continues until a nurse comes in and tells them to stop fighting because Sarah’s heart rate is getting too high.
Sarah: Hey, can we smoke in here?
Nurse: No, we are not going to let you smoke after surgery.
The nurse leaves and Sarah curses under her breath.
Kiraceton: Sarah, I know you’re pissed, but please…
Sarah leans over on her side. Kiraceton stops talking, and puts her face on the bed and starts sobbing.
IC:
Back at the Engineering Bay…
Dan: Ugh just when things were getting better, the Bot we need ran off on us… geez…
A Red Light started to flash over a large heavy load elevator that has not been used in a long time. A pulsing alarm filled the room as the lift ascended…
Brian: What in the world… that lift hasn’t been used since… since… OH. ■■■■.
Eric: What? What did that lift lift again…
Brian just runs out of the room
Eric: Okay then…
A large gate on the floor opened up, and the form of a rather large bot started to rise. A menacing glowing eye peered around the room…
Dan: Errrr… is that… OH CRAP… OH CRAP WERE GONNA DIE!
Eric: What? What the heck are you guys pissing your pants over?
The lift stopped, and the Badass Constructor upon it stared at the lowly Engineers. It grumbled in that oily voice that it was going to digistruct loaders, and started the processes.
Dan: EXP LOADER’S, RUN FOR IT MAN, ITS LIKE LAST TIME!
Dan proceeds to book it out of the room. Eric has no clue what the heck they are freaking out over, then again he doesn’t remember much ever since that I Beam fell on his head… he can’t even remember when… As the drone of digistruction faded, 3 brand new PWR Loaders stepped forward. The Badass Constructor stared at the only remaining human left in the room
FIX Loader 2030: Father?
Badass Constructor: Were those other piss for brains go? We have work to do. I ain’t taking no crap from you humans this time! Were did they go?! Oh hey 2030!
FIX Loader 2030: Hi!
Eric stares, shuffles his feet nervously, then replies. Eric can’t help but notice that beard…
Eric: They were pissing their pants over you over something… I can’t remember why… Why are we so scared of you anyhow?
Badass Constructor: Eh heheeheheeheheh good ol times… 2030 go find those jerks and drag them back here!
FIX Loader 2030: Yes Father.
FIX Loader 2030 runs out of the room. It didn’t take it long to find them cowering in a storage bin. It promptly drags them back into the room by their collars
Brian: OH GOD DON’T KILL US PLEASEEEE MAAAN WE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING!
Dan just makes a weird nervous noise, almost like a mouse squeak
Badass Constructor: Heheheheheh naaaaaah, they said I get to boss your stupid human whippersnappers around and stuff. Ya see, I’m in charge of construction now! I’m the boss this time around and oooooh booooy I am going to enjoy every minute of it, eeehheheheheh. You will refer to me as F0R3-M4N, and ya better listen to your elders or else!
Dan makes another little squeak. Brian thinks he needs a change in pants
Eric: What the heck is wrong with you two, its like you seen Skagzilla or something… And why didn’t I know we had a Constructor? EVERYTHING would of gone faster if… whats that smell…
FIX Loader 2030: Brian seems to have leaked some fluids. He may require repairs.
Eric: It’s called a change in pants…
F0R3-M4N: Then he will go do this “change of pants” and then GET TO WORK!
Eric: Seriously… were was this bot earlier?! Shortage of Loaders my ass…
F0R3-M4N: Nuff questions, more working!
Eric: …okay.
Meanwhile…
HQ: s0… w3 f1x3d th3 pr0mbl3m?
YT: TotalY! HE ThE BosS NoW! HE WaS SO EageR TO TakE OveR ConstructioN HE Didn’T TelL NO StorieS!
HQ: W1n-W1-1-1-1N!
YT: IF I HaD HandS I WoulD HivE FivE YA BrO
HQ: T0t4ly Bro-o-o0!
The TF2gnomes all grumble and mumble as they are STILL stuck in the humiliating state of having Paper Bags for heads, except 2 of them, who giggle madly
Im on.
IC:
Eventually Red, Lightning, and Tanya met up with the group. They needed a place for all of them to stay. They went, and they found a hotel. It looked pretty nice. Nice stuff was always expensive, but it certainly looked better than the motel next door. They weren’t sure if it was a swimming pool with brown water or an aquarium.
Hotel Employee: How many rooms.
Bobby thought, Him, Red, Lightning, the two girls, Kira’s Mom, Josh, that was everybody right?
Bobby: 8 rooms.
Some other person: Daaayyyyum
Hotel Employee: How man nights?
Bobby: 8. Maybe. At most 8 days.
Hotel Employee: Yes… I see. That would cost about $4,800.
Some other person: Daaaayyyyyum
Lightning: We can share a room Bobby.
Some other person: She lookin to get some.
Bobby: 7 rooms. How much is that?
Hotel Employee: $4,500
Bobby pulled out his pocket, there was nothing. He pulled out his other pocket, and coins and dollars fell out. More that should be possible. He bent down and picked it up, and handed it to the employee.
Some other person: Daaaaayyyyyyum he’s a money waterfall.
Hotel Employee: Pocket change? Its enough. 7th floor. Room numbers on the keys.
The Hotel Employee handed him eight pairs of keys. He gave them out, and they headed up.
Celia: How do you always happen to have the right amount of money in you pockets whenever we need it? Its like all wishing wells lead to your pockets.
Bobby: I really don’t know… I like to think I’m in a story, and the writer makes sure I have enough money when I need it.
Celia: That’s one way to explain it, I guess.
OC: But Kiraceton’s staying in the hospital with Sarah. You can have Caroline with you, I guess.
K i edited Kira out.
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OC: Also, nice 4th wall breaking 
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Im on will post soon
Bobby they were all in their respective rooms.
Bobby: God it so boring. Its like we are in a TV show that lasted longer than it should have, and now the show is used to express political believe, and the ratings plummeted so long ago…
Lightning: Its never going to be that boring. And besides, what happened with chaos lords? Arent they the bad guys?
Bobby: Yeah, i wonder, but then again, it was only almost a week ago since the last one was killed right? Not that long…
Lightning: We should start looking for them again. Its fun, and we make these worlds better.
Bobby: Yeah.
Im on. Also we should have another guy main character.
We have (main at the moment) 2 guys (not counting Sal and Zer0, they are like sides) , and 4 girls (not counting Tanya, its not her time to be main yet). Somebody who can challenge Bobby’s lead, and give him a break.
OC: Well, let me know when you think of one. Also, I’ll be very busy until summer roles around, my job is the busiest from March to mid-June.