While making Steampunk NES controllers!
Wha? I’m serious most of the time. Or at least it feels that way to me…
Not in a bad way, but you guys can write comedy better than I can is what i meant.
Alright You have to give me a few minutes then I’ll come up with something.
If my brother"s friend was here, he would be the guy who was a leather jacket with a 2 foot tall collar, has really long Elvis hair, and has a Desert Eagle longer than his arm. He can type really good (somewhat inappropriate) comedy. If only he was allowed to be on these forums.
This is exciting XD!!!
PS. Before I do this you guys have to know that I am on EST and the majority of the time I spend on this forum (at EST night time) I have been drinking.
I do have a very sarcastic sense of humor and come off as a bit of a jerk sometimes when i go full blow sarcasm.
If I role play i will do it more. I just want you to know that if now knowing what the out of character and in things mean When I say IC I don’t mean to offend and if I do Call me out immediately and I’ll stop.
This Is a huge PS But I usually am a hard person to handle.
do me a quick flavor flav and run down what characters are in this thread here.
OC: Oh man… here comes the long post…
typing my list of doom
Main: M4st3R-M1nD: A Cyborg whose gender is unknown. It speaks with an odd quirk. It was a Hyperion Agent in charge of a large army to subjugate worlds into the Hyperion Fold. Was unable to subjugate Nifeer and ended up being “fired”. The assassination attempt failed leaving it in-charge of its own life. It was finally able to get past that mental firewall and learned of the information locked away. The memories are still fragmented but apparently it was of Maliwan make and somehow captured by Hyperion and tampered with. When Chaos interrupted M4st3R-M1nD’s last stand, it proposed a truce. The Devourer then thought it destroyed M4st3R-M1nD, but it faked it’s death.
YMC-A-TR0N: A bunch of Gnome-bots that are able to form into a large Disco-Powered force of destruction. The main unit is Eon. It was destroyed at the battle out West. Eon detonated in an interrogation, but Bobby sent it to the Shadow-World before it went off. Presumed dead. Bobby brought the remains back for repair, and Eon ended up being the group guide on the Moon for a while. Eon is currently offline and in M4st3R-M1nD’s possession again.
HQ (Headquarters): A Gnomestructor that was present at the battle out West. When Red forced its companion to dance to death, it overcame its fear-programming and ran off. A mysterious agent then hacked it and uploaded TF.EXE into its systems. TF.EXE allows it to digistruct a force of 9 mercenaries, each with their own personality. The gang consists of: ZOOM (ZIPgnome) ROCKET (RPGgnome) SCORCH (HOTgnome) BOOM (TNTgnome) HEAVY (HVYgnome) MECH (BLDgnome) DR.MED (FIXgnome) SNIPE (AIMgnome) and SPY (SPYgnome). They befriended the gang and aided them to reach the moon. HQ was programmed to kill M4st3R-M1nD, then the others. It found a way to block communication with the “■■■■■■■” who hacked it, a magical hat. Said ■■■■■■■ thinks HQ was destroyed. Now, they are back in M4st3R-M1nDs hands, as both parties wish to find this ■■■■■■■ and kill them.
YT (Yellow Team): A Gnomestructor uploaded with TF.EXE to counter HQ’s team. M4st3R-M1nD created it to counter the threat of the rouge units. Eventualy both teams clashed and dueled it out in the Dustbowl. It ended up a stalemate, and the two Gnomestructors got talking. They had so much in common they decided to become friends, to the disappointment of their TF.EXE minions. YT’s units have no custom names.
TF.EXE (Team Fortress): A program that can turn a Gnomestructor into a special forces unit. These special Gnomes are practically immortal, as their consciousnesses are stored inside their Host Gnomestructor (Causing some CPU health issues lol!). If a Gnome is destroyed, it can be “re-spawned” in a short amount of time. The only way to put these things out of commission is to destroy the Gnomestructor running the program.
HER (A mix of Miley Cyrus and the T-1000.): The Commissar of M4st3R-M1nD’s Gnome army. All machines have a built in fear of HER, since said machines tend to become self aware quite easily. SHE keeps them all in line. The first version was destroyed at the R3K Complex. SHE came in like a Wrecking Ball…
HER_2.0 (A mix of Lady Gaga and the T-1000.): The replacement Commissar. While the first was brutal minded and really needed to put clothes on, HER_2.0 is rather light hearted and has a bizarre taste in fashion, thanks to M4st3R-M1nD programming in a high priority for clothing, witch kinda backfired lol.
“Unknown ■■■■■■■”: Convinced Hyperion that M4st3R-M1nD is a failure. M4st3R-M1nD was sent a termination phone call, with a sound at the end that would trigger it to shut down. M4st3R-M1nD crushed the phone before it happened. ■■■■■■■ then took over M4st3R-M1nD’s old job.
ATLAS NUTS: A discarded Hyperion Base that M4st3R-M1nD took over. It is build on one of the two largest asteroids in the area, hence the name. It was build on the promise of Eridum, witch was detected by a Surveyor. They could not find any, and any digging would disturb the local wildlife… Witch ends up as a fatal encounter. Upon the promise of revenge against Hyperion, they now help M4st3R-M1nD develop some kind of weapon that would make Helios look tame.
Alex: Head of the base until M4st3R-M1nD took over.
Hyperion Engineers: Brian, Dan and Eric. The only Engineering staff left after a tragic encounter with local wildlife. The rest of the team was killed in said incident. Hyperion has an easy method of getting rid of PTSD, by giving them some strong medication that nearly wipes the memory away.
F0R3-M4N: A Badass Constructor with a cranky old man attitude. Became self aware in the incident that led to half the Engineering teams death, especially the one who treated it with respect. The overload of new found emotions caused the machine go to insane, and went on a homicidal rampage, leading to it being locked up in the Bot Bay. HQ and YT befriend it and helped rebuild its self confidence. It’s return to the Engineering Bay however was still on the wrong note, as it forced the Engineers to work at an inhuman pace at gunpoint. When Eric had a relapse in memory, the whole team decided to put the ■■■■■■■■ behind them and work together, in memory of their fallen comrades.
Andrew: An Autistic Hermit of the base who looked after captured specimens. I can’t go into him too much as I haven’t revealed it yet.
Squeaks: Said captive specimen. Staff noted that these things looked like Scythids, though extremely small versions of them, with slight bio-luminescence. Squeaks got out when Andrew forgot to lock the pen. Squeaks has started something rather mischievous…
DUB WUB: A CL4P-TP unit that somehow survived the H-Source Termination command. Is an extremely skilled musician, even though it specializes in the ear destroying “DUB STEP”. M4st3R-M1nD’s plans for weaponizing DUBSTEP may become reality after it discovered the little robots potential.
JAM Loader: DUB WUB’s BFF who lives in the scrap warehouse. The two tend to jam for hours at a time.
SHAZBOT: An erratic CL4P-TP who is half fried from the H-Source Termination command. It mindlessly bumps into things yelling SHAZBOT. When it ran into a stack of Canned Skag, its mentality changed and it started to spit out nonsense that it can see the future. Eric seemed to notice this anomaly, and when they were locking it away again, Eric taped a Can of Skag on its head, and the bot is now stuck it its semi sane fortune telling mode.
F0R3-M4N’s Loaders: They all have some kind of personality quirk, due to becoming self aware over the long time they have been active.
BAR BOT: One of the only machines who did not become self aware. Still mindlessly serves drinks at the Cantina.
My Characters:
Kiraceton: Siren. Jaded, paranoid, and aggressive. Doesn’t trust easily. Becoming calmer since destroying the Hyperion base on her home planet, Carson-5. Every other character refers to her as Kira.
Sarah: Kiraceton’s girlfriend. Met her in Sanctuary. Basically is along for the ride. Had her leg blown off on Carson-5, has a robotic leg now. Is a smoker. Keeps Kiraceton’s unstable emotions in check.
Broccoli can explain the rest.
Bobby (The Badass is his last name) Was formerly the incarnation of Darkness, lost his powers to the creator. Seeking Revenge. He is in love with Lightning. He doesnt have any powers, but has since become the protector of the Tablet of Destruction, and has gained power from Smauldron. Once he gets enough powere, he plans on taking on the creator for revenge.
Lightning: Goddess of lightning. In love with Bobby.
Celia: A young woman at the age of 17. Bobby took here and her sister under his wing. They are like his children. She is the embodiment of light. THinks of Bobby as a kinda father/friend figure, but thinks he treats her like a kid sometimes… Just learning her powers.
Tanya: Celia’s little sister, 6 years old i think. She doesn’t really have a part in the plot yet.
The Devourer of God: Our current main enemy, Killed billions of people so far, was once sealed inside Bobby. We killed his Chaos Minions, he is the last left, once he is dead, His older brother Smauldron will come into play.
The Creator: Hopes to gain the Incarnations of the elements to use them to his will. I haven’t really developed his character yet. He controls the power of creation, since he holds the tablet of creation. Has 8 of the main element under his control, and he is looking for the power of light.
???: Is one of the first characters that were living before the creator. I dont want to introduce her yet because we have alot on our plate.
???: The Oldest living being in existance. I dont want to introduce him because we still have alot on our plate, maybe when things calm down.
Josh: Stoner, loves music, keeps group moral high.
Red: Werewolf man, controlled by @RedSentinal.
Smauldron: Only RedSentinal could tell you about him.
Squeaks: A scythid. I love him.
Factions:
Hyperion: Your average Hyperion douche-bags.
Creation: See Creator. His little groups, still not developed, cause story reasons.
Maw of the Devourer: Devourer’s army of mortals.
Aright I thought I had something good but this is more of the head thinkings than I can do right now and not enough of my head brains are working so I’m going to have to pick this up in the morning unless my character can just be drunk me.
Because right now that would be way easier.
Maybe not back story good but still ummm… character?
You can be literally anything in this thread. You could even be a rock.
Except a Siren. As the thread creator, that is my only rule. 
Alright I’m just going to be the most comfortable thing I can think of then.
The town drunk that somehow shows up no matter where the story leads to chime in with something that makes everyone say. “Why do we allow this guy to continually follow us around?”
CHARACTERS!!!
I approve, o’ comic relief man.
So now what are we goin to do, continue story?
You and raiN are. I got nothing until Kiraceton is called upon.
Yeah!!! but again uhm… out of the characters-ness I do also have a heavy (some might say) surfer slang sometimes. (Just a warning)
CARRY ON THY STORY!!!
OC: lol I am still typing up my character summary. I suck at summarizing!
You character would be where ever ACNAero’s characters are. They are at a bar or something to that effect.
IC
Bobby: Hmmm, well these are the things we are lookning for, shouldnt keep M4st3R waiting.
Bobby picked up 2 of the purpley thingys and went back to M4st3R-M1nD’s office