IC: Wait, Spies? You have infiltrated the Kingdom of a powerful god such as myself?! I need to find the spies before they find out that the only thing that can kill me is by cutting off my head with The Great Ax of the dark lord, take the head to the alter inside the very top of Mount Throth, and read the spell on page 583 of the book of black secrets, which even i dont know where the book is, well i better find the spies before they find that out.
OC: this is a very nice war we have going on here. It is going to be interesting to see how it develops. And i am the lord of darkness in case you dont know.
IC: Who says they’re infiltrators? Maybe they hide in the trees. Maybe they live in the walls of you’re castle. Maybe it’s the whore you bed every night. Many possibilities, many wrong answers.
OC: Thanks for telling me your weakness. Made me laugh a lot.
IC: Save your breath, Sir Red. I fear this situation is beyond a simple atone. Return to teaching the soldiers.
IC: What, You think that my wife would be treacherous enough to disobey my love and more importantly my command? It would never be! But alas i must take precautions. I will hide away from my kingdom for know, but i will still have very much control of my legions. The only one i can take with me is my pet for company, i have charmed it so the fairies cant speak with it. I have left my son Johnny at the head of the table for now, if he tries to make a deal with you and your weak army, i will strike him down my self.
IC: this is my last offer to you to join my ranks, I can give power beyond what the High Priest can, you could rule your share of the lands, and have all things that you desire, just take my hand in battle. You can have the strength of a hundred warriors… I will give you time to think on this offer.
IC: Wow, I thought i could actually persuade him and put a dent in you ranks. My forces are marching north, towards one of you out post, by time you get there, your fairies are going heavy reinforcements. Whether we succeed in the attack or not we succeed or fail this battle you will have lost some of your fairies. I will find mark, then what? Once we have won you wont be able to escape me, I will turn these lands into the lands of darkness.
OC: I at least tried in getting you. I need to think of a motto for my army. Not that it is needed, but it will make my troops feel better.
IC: Apparently your informants didn’t know that some of our allies from the Screaming Trees nation have already fortified the North. They have learned to eat the Darkness and send it back tenfold at your troops.
Sir Red, as long as King Mark provides Sacred Whiskey to the Holy Ghost, we shall be fine.
OC: Trivia: Whiskey for the Holy Ghost is one of Mark Lanegan’s albums
OC: So in other words, they’re f**ked? Also i really should think of some allies so you can attack them.
IC: Well, that was un-expected, but your outpost will not go without damage. I will send one of the Titans (they are just bigger than everyone else and have some more armor) to wreak his havoc. If he dies, that is no matter, he was more trouble than he is worth. As for the Screaming Trees, their fall will be sooner than yours.
IC: Well, umm… this is quite embarrassing but, one of the soldiers from the Queens of the Stone Age clan happened to arrive at the fortification when your Titan appeared, and, well… umm… I’ll be frank, she show your Titan her jugs and a Screaming Tree slaughtered him while he was distracted. Quite an indignant end for your Titan…
A good death is its own reward. If you see a dark blue stone with light blue writing on it in the Titans armor, please return it. It was powering the titan, and i dont want it to fall into the wrong the wrong hands, They are use to make the titans. I’ll be meeting the the queen herself, your allies wont be able to help you if their own kingdom is in turmoil.
IC: Thanks for the tip about the Titan Stone. Sir Red, take this stone to the engineers and see if they can figure out how it works. Do send some troops to guard in case the stone is a clever trap.
And to clarify Dark One, that was only a soldier of the Queens clan, not one of the Queens herself. I say Queens because apparently women are able to co-rule with significantly less in-violence than men can.
