OC: Alright. Let’s do it.
OC: So how we goin to do it
OC: Bring in the god. I’ll make it obvious when it’s time for you to voice the god. Just don’t kill any named characters, kill random citizens.
IC:
The Chimera was just walking around the wasteland. It was told to be here, and adapt to life here, so it chose the form of common wild life. He was hungry, he was told by his master that if he attacked the village he was headed to now, he would be rewarded. He saw the city in the distance. It could only think among its other heads…
The Skag Head: *There it is. Must eat.
The Bullymong Head: Lets Smash them. Then eat them.
The Rakk Head: Lets fly from above and swoop in and pick them off.
It just charged straight into the town.
IC
Badass Constructor: Eh… what was I sayin’ again… thinkin… ah ye so tiny?! Did someone hit yas with a shrink ray er somthin? Or did Hyperion invent a compact version of us because we can’t fit though doors er somthink… and yas need to tell your old man were did ya get dem beards… I would love a beard… maybe them dumb ■■■■■ would show more respect if I had one! Ya see, I was here from da very start! I helped make dis place! I made all the Loaders ere! You think dem humans could of done it without meh? And what do they do to thank meh? Lock me up in dis damn room that’s what! No respect! They only come for more Loaders. Make us more Loaders. What about big ol meh? I just crap Loaders for em dats all. Well, screw dat I tell ya. This is MY room, dis this MY lawn, and they can go suck on a lemon! Except you two! You can have some cookies over lemons! I haven’t seen any of ma kind in so long… were did I put dem cookies again…
YT and HQ stare at each-other, then stare awkwardly at the big bot, who is hovering around the Bot-Bay looking for some cookies. It grabs some random box with its tractor beam, and zips back over to the two dumbfounded Gnomestructors. It tips the box over, and a bunch of washers, bolts and nuts fall on the floor
Badass Constructor: Eh… must of grabbed da party mix instead… anyhow… were was I… ah… back in my day…
YT and HQ bicker over the internal coms
HQ: WTFWTFWTF H3 N0 STFU
YT: O M G GrandpA BoT IS SO… WhatS A PartY MiX?
HQ: WTF 4r3 w3 g0nn4 d0… h3’ll t4lk-k-k-k-k t0 us-s-s-s unt1LL w3 rust-t-t-t…
Badass Constructor: EH? ARE YOU TWO LISTENIN?
HQ: … y3s-s-s-s-s
Badass Constructor: Whats wrong with ya voice processors son? Did someone smack ya with a wrech too ard or somthink?
HQ: 33333rrrrmm… 1 w4s m4d3 l1k3 t-t-t-h1s…
Badass Constructor: ■■■■■■■■! You can tell ol structy here who ■■■■■■ ya yup. Ya see, those human engineers think dey so smart, but I’ll tell ya somthin! This one guy… whats his dumbass name…
YT and HQ bicker over the internal coms again
YT: MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOOOOOOOP!
HQ: SPYgn0m3 y0u sh1t D0-0-0-0 S0MTH1NG! Y0U PUT US 1N TH1S M3SS!
The two SPYgnome’s are trying their very hardest not to laugh their asses off. In some ways, it felt like payback for the Dustbowl truce…
Much screaming is heard outside the HQ. They look out.
Lilith: What the hell is that?!
Crimson Raiders fire at the beast, only to be eaten whole.
Lilith: Athena, get Krieg and Brick out there!
Athena: They’re gone!
Lilith: Damnit! Maya, Axton, Gaige, get out there and protect the citizens. Athena, Zer0, Kira, we’re fighting it!
The rampage continues. Mordecai gets on the roof and takes sniping position.
OC: Novas novas novas novas twiches
IC:
The K-0S was barking about some chaos anomaly on Pandora. M4st3R-M1nD finds that rather odd. An attack on that planet… hahaha… Does Chaos even know what resides there… If it does, well, quite frankly, its in over its head…
IC:
The Chaos Lord was having fun. It didn’t understand why these guys didn’t want to be eaten, they were smaller than it. But then they started to attack it, hurting it. The chaos lord did not like that, it was mad now. it jumped up and slammed down, releasing a giant fire nova.
The Group had arrived, but they were in the middle of nowhere. they had no way of knowing of where to go. Bobby pulled the hood of his tattered cloak over his head. He sent his sword back to his castle, and conjured his scythe in his hand. He just left his scythe in its staff form, as he didn’t want anyone to think that he meant any harm to them, and attack them. He then conjured their horses. They would ride towards the north west until they found any form of civilization.
The nova launched back Athena and Kiraceton. Lilith Phasewalked and Siren punched the Rakk face, only to be knocked back by the Bullymong arm, sending her flying into a wall. The force of the impact makes her unconscious. Zer0 appears out of deception and shoves his sword into the creatures back, but the god manages to break it in half. He deceptions away before getting hit like Lilith did.
Kiraceton: Goddamnit, what do we do?!
Athena: I don’t know!
Nivek feels a power inside of him, something he wanted to keep secret. But now is a dire situation. He runs up to them.
Nivek: I know what to do.
Athena: Get back! Get away!
Nivek runs at the beast.
Kiraceton: No, you dumbass! Get back here!
Nivek runs up to the beast and allows himself to be eaten. He is swallowed whole, no chewing at all.
IC:
On Helios, it was usual business as usual. With M4st3R-M1nD long gone, this young man has managed to sneak all of M4st3R-M1nD’s assets to himself.
Being one of the heads of the Hyperion military is quite… Exhilarating… Exploration, subjugation, and manipulation, lots of manipulation! Those old desk days are long gone, and his profits are steady rising. All in the comfort of his own office space…
He forgot about HQ. He figured it was destroyed. It doesn’t matter anymore, as M4st3R-M1nD is surly dead. There is no way it could of known about the kill signal in the termination call.
Speaking of calls… he picks up the phone. Well… isn’t that interesting… Looks like Sanctuary is having a bit of fun today…
IC:
Bobby and the group kept moving, Lightning and Tanya on his left, and Celia on his right.
Lightning: Your starting to look like your old self Bobby, with your old cloak, scythe, and your smokey horse with the faint red glowing patches in it.
Bobby: You know i dont like talkin’ about my old self.
Lightning dropped the subject. Celia thought she heard her say something like “Reaper of men” under her breath. She wondered what Lightning ment by that. Bobby and them kept riding, and they saw a sign. It had an arrow pointing North, with writting that said “Sanctuary: In F**k off miles”. There was another sign that said “Wrecked Train” But the spray paint on the sign made it say "Rekt ye mom’s Train
Bobby: Lets go to sanctuary, it sounds safer. We should be there in a couple of hours, the sign used to say 57 miles, so i guys we go that way.
Kiraceton stands stunned. She is overcome by a rage and starts shooting Anti-Matter at it. The god just reflects it, causing the destruction of random building sides. Suddenly, the Chaos God feels a sharp pain in its stomach.
Chaos: Uuuurrrrgggghhh. What is this?!
A maggot burrows out from its stomach. It looks down, confused. Nivek has unleashed maggots to eat the God from the inside out.
Everyone around watches in shock and disgust as the god is eaten to death by maggots. After some minutes, Nivek falls out of its stomach. The maggots finish devouring the Chaos God. Kiraceton looks at him, completely baffled, unsure how to react. He goes to Zed’s to get his stomach-acid burns healed, Athena picks up Lilith and takes her to Zed’s also.
Kiraceton: Uhh… Uhh…
She sits down, her mind all twisted in a knot. After about 10 minutes of thinking, she realizes this attack has to do with the Devouror. She has a sudden hostility toward Bobby come over her.
OC: lets just assume Sanctuary was taking a break from the sky.
IC:
The group has finally reached Sanctuary.
Bobby: You guys should follow a little behind. We dont know what these people act like.
They got off thier horses, and proceeded on foot. Bobby kept his cloak on over his head, and put his staff on his back, just in case. He procceded further into the town. It was certainly the one he had seen in his vision, and it looked like he had just been in a battle. He procceded to the center of town.
Bobby: Lightning, you and the girls go look around, ill see what i can find.
Kira was almost certainly here he could sense her presence. He had trained since they had last met, hopefully she didnt spend her time doing nothing. Bobby would not let himself be beaten by her. If she wanted to live this time, she should be wary of him. He would kill her if she tried to hurt any of his group.
OC: I’ve been assuming that the whole time.
IC: Kiraceton sees Bobby. She runs at him calling him a bastard and tries to punch him in the face. Bobby avoids it and knocks her down. She then grabs his legs and brings him to the ground. She mounts him and grabs his throat. She starts shouting about how all of this was his fault for unleashing the Devouror on them. She goes to beat his face in, but Bobby shadows away.
OC: Try to explain yourself to her, I guess.
IC:
The Head of the Military Division was dumbfounded at what he just witnessed. He also lost his appetite… Pandora is defiantly the weirdest place he has even seen, and this just proved it more…
The K-0S went silent oddly fast this time around. That was no surprise to M4st3R-M1nD. Chaos picked the wrong place to crash… Well now… back to work. Heh. Pick pocketing Hyperion’s wallet is quite amusing… It would take someone quite clever to trace this back, if they even notice it first…
IC:
Bobby smiled at her and laughed. She went for another punch. Bobby caught her fist, and pushed her away.
Bobby: I see you cant beat me still. What did you do your whole time here? Sit around? You are trying to beat up the shadows. And it genuinely makes me smile too. You dont have to explain your self. I can see that you hate me for unleashing the Devourer, but there is more than that, i created the chaos lords, can you believe that. But. that wasnt the worse thing i have done.
There is a group of people gathering around, looking at the newcomer.
OC: I need Kira to say something, i would type, but i dont know how to RP her.
OC: I don’t even know what to say. Type out something and I’ll change it to sound like her.
OC: If I was her, I’d get more pissed off, or super dumbfounded.
OC: IDK, maybe make her call him mean names, blast him with her magics, or have the other vault hunters come over and Kira tries to tell them why to turn against Bobby. I mean, she hates Bobby because of the Devourer, and now she just found out Bobby created him.
I can probably think of something.
Brick and Krieg show up.
Brick: What the hell happened here?!
Kiraceton: It’s him! He’s the one who unleashed the Devouror! One of his minions just attacked the city!
Brick: Where is it?
Axton appears, gun pointed at Bobby.
Axton: It was eaten… Don’t ask right now, it’s a long story. But he’s the one who created the thing that just attacked us, it injured Lil!
Brick: So, you unleash an evil on the Universe and have one of your minions try to kill us? And you have the balls to come here and mock us?!
Everyone else shows up. Everyone except Athena points their guns at Bobby.
Athena: Brick, hold back Krieg. Now, Bobby, you have one chance to explain everything to us.
Kiraceton: Explain my ass! He…
Athena: Shut it, Kira! Now, Bobby, explain. Now.
Bobby notices Mordecai’s sniper pointed at him.