So I opened 20 Legendary Packs.
Of course I did; because I’m a lunatic.
So RNGJesus, the entity that dictates our sanity, decided to give me two options: On the left there is a high chance that you won’t get what you want after opening all those packs, a crushing disappointment after all the hope you’ve invested in RNGJesus. On the right is a bridge where if you jump off you’re guaranteed to be crushed by the oncoming traffic. Of course, you can achieve the exact same experience by driving a nail through your eyeball.
So I opened the packs with a nail in my hand… and found only 4 new items that I didn’t have. The duplicates that I got which I wanted to replace my weaker ones were weaker than the ones I already owned. 300K credits down the drain and barely got anything to show for it. Some of the stuff that was new were… okay… I guess… I did get the legendary UPR stabilizer at max roll, so that’s good nonetheless.
In the end, I was still really, really, like really sad because of all the crap duplicates I got. Then I remembered that I still had that nail. In next than an instant, I drove that nail into my eyeball.
Is it any wonder why the hospital already knows me by first name basis?