The mamby pamby durr-brained poo-faced no-pants smelly meanie head nincompoop farty-bum ploppy sloppy brown clown shoes motherless godless Leviathan (like the one in Hellbound: Hellraiser II, but more evil. And more phallic)Elitist Scumbaaaag

Agreed

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Yea, new title is good, PH and accurate! ;D

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Very accurate!

So you think Psychichazard is a Psycho? You should be banned for that! :slight_smile:

Could someone tell me where the bathroom is?

Right down that hall there…
Take the first right.
Then keep going until you pass the 4 plants.
Take another right.
You’ll enter a dark room.
Grope the wall to your left for a torch.
I hope you have a lighter because now you need to light the torch.
Walk through dark room with said hopefully lit torch.
Find a door. No not that door, a red door.
No that’s not red, that’s burgundy.
Open red door.
Drop torch. But don’t set the place on fire. Be courteous and please dispose of the flame properly.
Hope you brought your swim trunks because you need to swim across this lake.
Don’t mind that thing brushing up against your leg, it’s just seaweed…Or a kraken. But let’s not think negative.
And don’t you think about relieving yourself in this water. It will know…
Exit lake.
Go down rickety stairwell.
Keep going.
No, don’t stop.
You’re tired? Get up you nancy!
Get to bottom of stairs.
Jump in ball pit.
PLAAAAAY!!!
Oh right the bathrooms…
Get out.
Pick a door. Any door.
SURPRISE! WRONG DOOR! HUNDREDS OF SPRINGY JOKE SNAKES COME OUT!
Try the other door.
I promise, no more jokes.
The bathroom!

Oh no…Theres no toilet paper…

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Reminds me very much of:

Kill dragon
< What with - your bare hands?
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The correct answer is left as an exercise for the reader.

Edit: Dang forum, mucking up my careful formatting!

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runs off with roll of toilet paper while cackling like a mad scientist

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This is like a choose your own nightmare.

EDIT: Decided to go back and read this thread from the top and I’m in tears.

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get out now, it’s my job to pant and swoon all over her, I don’t need compitition.

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Yea but…The more the merrier, amirite?

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sounds like we need to get some circlejerking started up in this thread

i mean actual circlejerking

Settle down. There’s plenty of Kitty to pant and swoon over. :dukejk:

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I am up for it if you are

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I am sad that I missed seeing all this as it happened. :cry:

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BUT WE CAN START IT AGAIN

JAPANESE MIDGET WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEESTLIIING

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IT LIIIIVVESSSS!!!

(more description just for Discourse)

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IT’S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEE

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D. Elfman approves of himself!