…that’s right boys and girls. The Apocalypse. Gearbox found out first, they’re hiding in bunkers, and waiting it out. For those of us left outside, they plan to un-nerf everything so that we have a few minutes of excitement before the gigantic rogue star crashes through our solar system.
They’ll release an updated patch note with a secret code in the text telling us how to survive, but it will only be a select few who discover it before it’s too late.
This will likely be posted at some later time that is before the day after today.
Clearly this is the only reason for the patch notes to be delayed by a few.
If you are anxio-cited for the changes, you can rest easy knowing that I have figured this out for yo-please gearbox I hope to god you’ve buffed Ironbear and clone oh god.
the only release will be the sweet release of sleeve death as the serpents upload our conciousnesses into a new skin and put us back to work. the return of atlantis is near! magic returns to the world. hark, some angels named Harold sing! BLOOD FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUD