The Riddle of the Black Pumpkin

You can’t tell me my blatantly bullcrap interpretation is wrong! By rights of the academic ■■■■■■■■ where you can tell the creator their interpretive intent of the work was wrong, I say that I am right and you are wrong!

Now I’m trying to imagine all the ways you could think to use it lol

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I’m just driving head characters nuts with it. Felicity and MINREC have lost their damn minds… but… Orendi. She’s trying to make out with said pumpkin… Then Oscar Mike is all HEY I THOUGHT WERE HEAD BROS WHY AM I BEING LEFT OUT? and I am all… I only role played you for a few posts dude xD

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Google Images. Someone actually made a yin yang pizza.

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Of course, your favorite thing :p.

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Pumpkin riddle is also immune to Google, making it a complete blasphemy. BLASSSPHEEEMYYYYYY I SAY.

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It’s like a mystical portal that can lead to excitement and knowledge, ■■■■■■■■ and fuckery, and the totally bizarre. Also boldly pornographic nightmare fuel.

ADVENTURE AWAITS!!!

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Its responses are limited. You must ask the right questions.

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Google now screams in utter insanity that is the pumpkin riddle. @system backs into a corner and takes all the likes with it

Orendi making out with the pumpkin riddle intensifies, for said pumpkin is a thing of pure chaos

KrewL runs away to work hoping the nightmare will be over when she returns later

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The answer is that everyone’s theories about prehistoric English druids’ religious practices are wrong, Stonhenge was built on the knowledge of one true Gourd

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Two words:

Blue Waffle.

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Mmmmmm… nope.

Also nope.

@Benedict_87

So there is an actual, guessable, non-nonsense, answer for this?

Yes. It’s a reference.
Good luck!
For I have created a reference so obscure and inaccessible no one can possibly understand what the ■■■■ I’m talking about.
Yaaaaayyyyy!!!
Incomprehensible referencing!!!

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@Benedict_87

OCD “must know” mode activated!

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Only the chosen one can understand what the ■■■■ I’m talking about…

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Wait, so is it a real thing or something only in your kind?

Before I wear out my Google…

@Benedict_87

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Google will not help you. The others have already tried that.
And failed.

It is the world’s most incomprehensible reference.

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David S Pumpkins?

@Benedict_87

No.
That is not the reference.

If you’re trying to claim that you’re a ROCK GOURD, that is totally… a good pun. But that isn’t it either, is it? (Also liked @hattieinduni’s answer :+1: )

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