The Shed (No Entry Without Tinfoil Hat)

Awww I liked it up until now, but I was never a fan of Half-life.

Guess I have to stop playing now I know the TRUTH!

Now excuse me while I go start a Half life 3 sucks thread!

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No , really, Half Life 3?!

I always thought this game was secretly made in Japan. Being the hidden Gag-Anime version of Resident evil. Borderlands is only a code name. Lian Yu, the 12 years old girl is the real CEO of Gearbox … believe me… I‘m not crazy!

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Welcome to the tin foil hat club my good man, I would shake your hand but you have clearly not washed them, sorry again about that.

Oh do i have to wash em ? I fear the massive amount of antibiotics in our water

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Your probably right a triple coating of my lead infused faeces is far safer, I never thought about the water, your one smart cookie glad your here!

Let me shake that hand!

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Putting on sterile gloves

Nice hat , man!

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Thanks much appreciated, but did you see Thesuicidefox hat? soooo shiny.

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Dear Lord , it shines so bright… Where did he get a hat of such quality?
Might this man be a … TIME TRAVELER?!

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He may even be the one that killed JFK!

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He hid his confession amongst a list of other well known facts! Crafty a conspiracy in a conspiracy. its the inception of conspiracy.

He would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for that gorgeous hat.

What if the hat did secretly belong to JFK and he stole it?
John knew what the heck was going on on pandora , but his hat possessed such power…
I have to overlook a lot of points in my life

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What if this shiny hat is also a vault key and everything is real?

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At least that theory is a lot more sound than the one the government want us to believe #JUSTICEFORLEEHARVEY

Maybe there is a hidden vault inside the corpse of JFK??? Of course why did we not see it sooner you grab your best shovel I will bring the snacks.

Aye, let‘s do this !

There is a vault inside him… In this vault, we will find The Seventh … No need to vote next year, everything is already settled

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Moved to off-topic since that seems like the most reasonable location…

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Government and pharmaceuticals big companies are giving vaccines to our youth so they like the fl4k nerfs, ask for lootbox and become good at fortnite

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You, man, are a hero.

Thanks for cleaning up the mess

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Sorry VH initially started this as a joke off shoot topic from the spoiler thread was unsure where to pop it thanks.