So, to those who have ventured thusfar without watching the season 6 finale… what the hell is wrong with you? Like really. You saw the thread title, right? Go watch that. There’s a cliffhanger, but thats all you get. Once youve seen it, come back for funsies.
To all those who have seen it, click below, we’ve got to get some ■■■■ established. All spoiler tags, all the time.
So a lot of people seem to be real mad about the cliffhanger at the end of the episode, and I know exactly the cure for twisted panties - losing money over the thing your panties are twisted about. So here’s what we do. Below is a list of everyone that neegan could possibly beat to death, with some odds that I pulled straight out of my ass along with my reasoning. Anyone who’s interested picks their bet now, and when the new season comes back online, we surprise the winner(s) with… I dunno. Something. Maybe a game from the wishlist of their platform of choice, maybe we just mail them 500 rubber duckys, cause ■■■■ them, how dare they be right.
So without further ado, our contestants are…
Rick Grimes - 14:1 - I mean C’mon, It’s rick. I think if rick got the ■■■■ beaten out of him, a thousand DVRS would cry out in anguish as they deleted so much of america’s favorite cable show. Good for people who like the long shot though.
Carl Grimes - 14:1 - Normally Carl is pretty far high up on these lists, but he didn’t create this problem and he’s not been a bitch much this season. Plus, I don’t think we really want to see ricks rage limit break go full firs tepisode next season.
Michonne McBadass-Kimble - 15:1 - Rick’s current lay, and the first in a long time who isn’t dumb as a brick or useless. Also just try it.
Daryl Dixon - 6:1 - Seems like too much of a fan favorite, but Reedus is basically the only perviously known actor who now has to compete with jeffrey dean for a paycheck. AMC may just not want to pay him anymore money, plus, having a new badass kill a known badass is a standard TV trope, just to establish the level of badass.
Glenn - 3:1 - … Reasons.
Maggie - 15:1 - This show doesnt kill pregnant ladies until after they’ve given birth to giant resource sucks on the group.
Aaron - 2:1 - It really feels like Aaron is the red shirt for this whole episode. I also just recently realized how little they’ve done with this character after his boyfriend died. I seriosuly thought he was the senator’s son until I remembered that douche is dead like 10 minutes ago. My money goes here.
Aberham - 5:1 - This guys hard to tell. Was a dick this season, but is still a majorly popular character for those who like the badasses. At the same time, doesnt have the same emotional ties as some of the other main characters, which either puts this more or less in his favor.
Rosita - 7:1 - Got dumped then killed? A possibility, but it doesnt seem likely.
Sasha - 4:1 - Pissing aberham off is a great way for a short bloodbath to ensue in the opening minutes.
Eugene - 5:1 - Totally bit a guy in the dick, which better mean he gets a next season. Also has plans to make bullets, which would really help the group. However, he also gave those plans to rick early in the episode, maybe to lessen the load if he does die this episode? Plus he just went through a major development arc, which is like the bubonic plague if you arent one of the original group in this show. Really hard to gauge.
If I’m missing anyone let me know. And let me know if you have strong arguments for any of the above past “Arsonist pulled it otuo f his ass.”