Going on holiday tomorrow to meet… someone. 
Rain.
I got a raise
Conference proposal was accepted, so heading to Belfast in October.
So.Much.Fruit.
We just got a boat-load of pears, peaches, strawberries, plums and melons from friends and neighbours ; our plum tree will have about 75lbs ready to pick by the weekend ; and our tomato plants are heaving under the weight of ripe fruit.
We will be canning, dehydrating and freezing our asses off for the next week.
Oh god I know the feeling! Our garden is producing a surplus of tomatoes and courgettes in particular. I was hanging out my washing today and my brother came by, casually inspected the vegetation, then cried, “Oh no! Secret marrow!”
For those in N. America needing a translation, that would be “zucchinis”. You’re all most welcome!
Meanwhile, I’m here in the happy place…:

Blackberry season snuck up on me, picked up some berries from nearby, just enough for a cobbler for now.
Off on holiday.
Awwwww… YOU GUYS!!! 
I can’t believe it finally happened!
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So… @Hattie, did you travel to Texas to study mansplaining first-hand, or did @FunkJunkie finally decide to bring the splainin’ to you?
Pretty sure Hattie mentioned gong on vacation to meet someone a day or two ago.
I just noticed the bush in the back, which answered my question. Good for her! Funk! Take her shootin’!
EDIT:
My horticulture sucks, as you will find out farther down.
And make sure you don’t get a large of anything, remember, a large american soda IS A FRICKEN BUCKET. Like seriously, HOW DO YOU DRINK A BUCKET OF SODA.
The Canadian robot speaks wisely. We have very large drinks.
Obesity doesn’t happen on it’s own, you know.
I’m trying to imagine somone drinking the whole bucket-o-soda and I want to vomit.
And trying to stay on topic:
I’m happy Canada has proper food portions xD
Speaking of which, I wish America was like Canada when it comes to how food is made.
