attempts to high five you, slips into food coma
Cheers, buddy.
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My eye has been hurting all day. It offended me this morning so I stabbed it.
Really though my needlenose slipped trying to pull out a broken male tab stabbed me in the eye.
People who should know damn well not to mess with me messing with me
“Take that, ouching optic organ!” (stab) “Ow! WHYYY?!!!”
Like a porcupine, you have pricks on the outside…
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Humanity…always showing their worst…bastards…
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GFD…
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Had to log into the Windows Store to disable an automatically enabled setting. Made me enter both my Microsoft and personal computer passwords, annoying, but not a big deal. Later I restart my computer, and find that Microsoft had merged my Microsoft and personal computer accounts. They had also set the password to my Microsoft password. The password that I don’t have because it’s on my password manager. The password manager I only keep on one device, which is locked behind said password. Ugh.
Thankfully I do in fact memorize the master password for my manager, but I still had to install it on another less secure device just to log in to my damned PC.
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It’s weird when you’re talking about condoms in the same sentence as something known as Microsoft. 
But anyways, commence the condomnation – thou hast a bone…er, yeah, bone…to pick with them!
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Guess its a little late for this advice. NEVER , under ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, use a microsoft account on your pc. The amount of personal info they steal is truly horrifying regardless, but with the account on your pc, they even take like file names and locations. me? I completely remove all micro$ofts useless apps (all of them) and spyware, like OneDrive, and then disable every bit of their telemetry. because ■■■■ you MS.
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Unfortunately they did it themselves automatically, but yeah Microsoft drives me around the bend. Unethical behavior aside I’ve been running a UI modifier for years now due to their obsession with tiles. It’s as if they want their software to be as user unfriendly as possible.
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No I mean back when installing windows, I deny them having a microsoft account on my machine and use local only. I don’t use the cloud, don’t want it. Local ONLY.
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To clarify here, the original account was indeed local only.
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I made the mistake of using a Microsoft account when I installed Windows 10. So now MS knows that I’m a Tracer main who gets insane who’s favorite singer is M-Train.
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No. I was referring to Meghan Trainor.
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Like Metal Gear Jackson with Solid Snake on a Plane…er…
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