Oh I’ll blow your ■■■■■■■ mind right here.
Some people stand while they wipe.
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Oh god
I bet you inspect paper don’t you?
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I’m not one of those people, it’s just so weird to me.
I… I mean… that’s how you know you’re done.
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…aaaaannnd we’re done here
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We’re done when I say we’re done!
We’re done.
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Are these like refusing to choose between boxers and briefs by squidging the two together? I think I’d prefer just boxers.
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And I’m just now realizing that I just googled “boxer briefs” on my work computer and immediately got the entire hanes male catalog lineup. Thanks hattie.
… But yes, you’ve got the jist of it. Also, my junk, my choice.
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Well, I guess I believe in a man’s right to choose… 
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I dream of a world where a man will be judged not by the style of his underwear, but the content of hi-…
I did not think this statement through.
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Boxer briefs are fabulous, coverage and support
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Been a while since I had trouble getting out of bed, unpleasant. At least I didn’t blackout though.
Thanks Daerk, yeah though, ■■■■ happens.
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Aww, i missed the toilet discussion…?
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A bunch of technology problems.
That and my jaw hurts.
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I’m sure another misguided soul will craft another… someday.
Today, I’m mad at catalog orders. Why buy all this ■■■■ as the contract is ending. Garbage.
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Really crappy sleep, in all the ways sleep can be crappy.
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Overeating, I really need to learn not to do this during holidays.
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Today was kind of a lousy day. Had some issues at the plasma donation place. My vein started to swell up to marble-sized. I didn’t really have much function in my left hand. Also, yet another tire was half flat, and the spare is already being used. Can’t really afford two tires now. I don’t know…
I came home knowing that the Playstation Experience was going to be good, was excited about it. I love Kojima as the next chick but come the ■■■■ on. A lot of talking, repeat trailers.
Only a few people can ■■■■ up this bad. There are actually people in this crowd… they don’t have anything here. They could just make this a ■■■■■■■ podcast instead.
Update: Me and bae are now taking shots every time this ■■■■■■ says VR.
Post office closed an hour early. A long walk is required to get my dad / brother’s birthday stuff there on time. 
Caught a cold, really the year for it.