The Zebra Promise

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Zebra.

I’m a zebra, I like socks, I like socks, I’m a zebra.

I’m a zebra and I enjoy playing with socks for some reason… Don’t judge me!

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I like this zebra

My Zebras will eat all your Zebras

http://1.lushome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/tiger-black-stripes-2.jpg

UNLIKELY. Not on the same continent.

Here comes the following question:

ZEBRAS ARE WHITE WITH BLACK STRIPES OR BLACK WITH WHITE STRIPES?, THE ANSWER IS YES!.

(READ THAT SHIT HOW TORGUE WOULD DO!!)

They are white with black strips, thats a fact.

THIS IS NOT A ZEBRA.

Marcus would sell it as such though.

Nothing a can of spray paint can’t do.

Profit.

The real question is how your pronounce it. “Zeb-ra” (as it should be) or “Zee-Bra” (like some kind of savage)

Can you really trust somebody called Lisa Smith?

I wouldn’t, is her husband John Smith? Pls.

John Smith is the Doctors alias, the Doctor’s wife was River Song. River Song is player by Alex Kingston. Kingston is the capital of Jamaica. The opposite of Capitilism in communism. Communists are red. Red is associated with fire. When fire burns stuff it goes black.

Zebras are black with white strips confirmed.

Thanks science.

There really isn’t any denying it at this point.

I deny that.

ZEBRAS ARE WHITE WITH BLACK STRIPES. Because reasons.

The Zebras are an experiment of the Atlas corporation. Mat 3 is how zebras got their stripes.

That Atlas.

The more I hear about them the less I like them.

ATLAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I heard he had some pretty big responsibilitys and he just shrugged.

This terrible neglection of duty created millions of angsty teenagers who think they know how to fix the economy.