Holy crap, this is the help I was looking for! I needed someone to sit me down and be like: “Now son, to really shred those noobs, you must be sure to equip the proper gear. Allow me to instruct you in the proper manner of teabagging.”
Also, where did you guys get titles like “Master of Suck-Fu” and “Benedict’s Glorious Wingspan?” I’ve been clicking on your damn profiles for a couple minutes now, and I can’t see ■■■■.


