Theres a melee grenade and its a bloody fish

[Suckit]

20K base damage on the M10 version - fire element - “fish slaps damage is melee damage”. Its literally a bouncing fish - multi explosion bouncing on my version

very small aoe

[kenziesilk]

[Imit8m3]

give it to amara and see what she does with it

[GrfxGawd]

Now “fish slapping” is a pastime many more can embrace, and learn to love.
(I mistakenly thought the British would understand this and I’ve been amazed at the number of them who are utterly perplexed by it. Considering the best I can tell, they invented it. See the video helpfully linked above.)

[CharmlessBee (...I'm not a real doctor)]

@GrfxGawd

Now “fish slapping” is a pastime many more can embrace, and learn to love.

I would welcome additional Monty Python-inspired gear:

“Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it”

[mikechelseajane]

Yes the killer rabbit in Monty Python and the holy grail would be a good one

[Ross357]

@CharmlessBee

“Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it”

It’s been a weapon in the Worms franchise for years, always cracks me up. Plays Ode to Joy (I believe) when you throw it

[motion51]

ill take a concrete donkey slam relic please!

[Tonnenklopper]

Or a Farting Grandma Actionskill.