Toby in Hell: The Gearbox Multiverse Role Play Afterlife

To Duke, the monster looks like his actual great granny and not a potato monster.

Duke: Sure thing, Granny. Always did love how spicy you cooked your squash.

MINREC: I WILL DESTROY YOU FOR DEFYYYYYING A GOOOOOOD! I WILL BE REBOOORN… AS A TEEEEERMINAAATOOOOOOR!!!

Duke: Holding a squash to bite into. Shut up, you piece of sh*t!

Squirt: ARE YOU NOT GOING TO HELP ME?!

Duke completely ignores him as he is trying to Mighty Boot MINREC’s CPU.

Squirt: I F*CKING HATE ALL OF YOU!

Duke and MINREC get teleported through another tear.

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Felicity just sighs yet again

Those two just slip out of this mess and I’m still stuck here, standing on this… Ew-cube, and the other two are about to be devoured by a massive illogical plant based … thing-a-ma-jig? Should I help them… Nah, they will most likely back-stab me later… Ugh this cube is gross…

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Squirt’s body begins to glow silver and he slowly starts to transform back into his Buteonen form.

The Great Eagle appears as a shadow above the two, surrounded by a contingent of rocket hawks, eagles, and other flight capable Aviants.

THE GREAT EAGLE:
HUNTING PARTY! FORM UP!

The silver aviant angels fan out and form a grid above the potato monster. They target it with what look like rocket launchers.

THE GREAT EAGLE:
THOSE TWO ARE UNDER MY PROTECTION! DO YOU REALLY WANT TO FIGHT US ALL?

The potato monster roars and drops Toby and Squirt towards its mouth.

THE GREAT EAGLE:
TELL CHRIS TO BRING THE GRAVY!

He signals his legion to open fire. Some kind of spirit energy hits the potato monster from all sides. It explodes. Chris, a giant Kormiri, flies over the now mashed potato monster and dumps gravy on it.

THE GREAT EAGLE:
Gather the spirit’s remains and bring it to the Eternal Feeding Grounds. Quickly, before the energy dissipates. I want to ensure something like this never happens again.

The hawks begin gathering the mashed potatoes and gravy. Toby and Squirt, now fully restored to his rocket hawk form, emerge, covered in potato guts. Squirt tries to stand and salute. He slips and falls on his ass instead. Toby just glares at The Great Eagle.

THE GREAT EAGLE:
Are you two ok?

SQUIRT:
I’m good sir. Uh… she was brought here with us.

He motions towards Felicity.

THE GREAT EAGLE:
Not an Aviant. Not my problem. We’ve expended enough energy rescuing the two of you.

SQUIRT:
How’d ya find us?

THE GREAT EAGLE:
Through you. You truly believe in me. I can sense your presence. YOU on the other hand.

He leans down into Toby’s face. Toby continues glaring right back at him.

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Toby spits in The Great Eagle’s face, which causes Squirt and the other assembled Aviants to gasp in shocked disbelief and fury.

TOBY (crying with increasing intensity):
You won’t interfere just a little to save my innocent Pam from killing and damning herself forever, yet you send in the cavalry for the person responsible? I don’t know who or WHAT you are, but i’d rather go back to hell than serve someone who would do that… At least i DESERVED that… Pam? She doesn’t deserve any of what has happened to her… WHAT YOU LET HAPPEN TO HER!!

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The Great Eagle just stands and continues glaring at him.

SQUIRT:
He didn’t mean it… he…

THE GREAT EAGLE:
Are the spirit’s remains gathered?

CHRIS:
Uh… yeah… I think we…

THE GREAT EAGLE:
Then leave us. Bring the spoils of the hunt back to the Eternal Feeding Grounds.

The silver hawks fly off with some hesitation, leaving only Squirt, Toby, The Great Eagle, and Felicity.

THE GREAT EAGLE:
Had that chaos not interfered with my plans, you would have been saved. Foolish child.

TOBY:
I’m NOT your child!

The Great Eagle walks around the cinnamon butter cube occasionally looking back at Toby.

THE GREAT EAGLE:
Tell me, Toby. How do the living go on living?

TOBY:
What do you mean, “how do the living go on living?”

THE GREAT EAGLE:
What… powers… the living?

Toby just stares up at The Great Eagle. He stops pacing, dips a talon against the cinnamon butter, and licks the cinnamon butter from his talon.

THE GREAT EAGLE:
Food. And where does food come from Toby?

Toby just stares up at the Great Eagle. He motions towards the silver hawks in the sky. The mosquito-rabbits return to feed on the cinnamon butter.

THE GREAT EAGLE:
The strong prey on the weak. It is no different here. Except in MY realm. In MY realm there is justice. In MY realm, good aviants are rewarded, and evil aviants become our prey. And we feast on that prey. We use it to build and maintain our collective will, our fortress against the chaos, and in The Eternal Nesting Grounds, miracles do happen. Did you think “Eternal Feeding Grounds” was just a euphemism? Did you think all that talk in the holy books was METAPHOR? LIFE IS A PROVING GROUND FOR THE GREAT HEREAFTER! YOU WILL SURVIVE ONLY IF YOUR WILL IS STRONG! TOBY, YOU FOOLISH, FOOLISH CHILD!!! WITH ALL OF YOUR EMOTIONAL ISSUES AND INSECURITIES, WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD’VE HAPPENED TO YOU WITHOUT ME!!!??? Squirt understands. That’s why he went out of his way to prove himself to me. Without me, his will would have dissipated on arrival. Food for some other, more powerful spirit. A fate which would have befallen BOTH OF YOU JUST NOW HAD I NOT INTERFERED!!!

Toby turns to Squirt.

TOBY:
You knew. You knew that… that…

Squirt glares at him.

SQUIRT:
That the Eternal Feedin’ Grounds are where the evil souls are harvested like crops after death? That those who can’t be saved have their wills broken and are fed on an’ used to build heaven and make miracles? That the reason The Great Eagle doesn’t just save all the good people and make 'em believe in him is because he NEEDS the energy of the wicked to save the good people? Yeah. I know. It’s all there in the holy texts, Toby. But vague enough to create disbelievers. Because without the broken and dissipated souls of the wicked, heaven couldn’t exist.

TOBY:
You…

THE GREAT EAGLE:
And knowing ALL THAT… he tried to save you. I tried to save you.

He pauses and lets Toby consider this.

THE GREAT EAGLE:
So. Knowing what you do now, you have two options. Come back and serve me. Help me maintain and build heaven. Or leave. And take your chances on your own.

Toby stares at the Great Eagle. His eyes go wide as a thought occurs.

TOBY:
You. You are able to influence things in the real world. That’s how the holy texts got written.

THE GREAT EAGLE:
It takes a lot of energy to manipulate the nexes between worlds. It takes a great strength of will. I choose to use my energy here. For the people I have sworn to protect. For the people… I love. Only a powerful spirit, with a strong strength of will can manipulate the energies of life. And I think you’ll find most of the spirits here are the same as I. Or worse.

TOBY:
But given enough energy… ANY spirit could do it, right? Even… reincarnate…

THE GREAT EAGLE:
No Aviant has ever lasted long away from my care. Think carefully before you decide, blasphemer. If you leave now, you will be forever denied the bliss of The Eternal Nesting Grounds.

Squirt looks pained as Toby considers his options.

SQUIRT:
Man… no matter what Pam does. We can save her here. I mean… we’re willin’ to save you, right? All the other silver hawks thought savin’ you was impossible. We can prove ‘em wrong with Pam too. Please, man. Don’t sacrifice yerself needlessly on some grand hope of savin’ yer beloved. We’ll catch her if she falls.

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TOBY (vehemently):
If HE- Toby stabs a flipper towards The Great Eagle. -thinks she’s worthy, right? If he doesn’t think my Pam would be better off as FOOD, right?! Why?

SQUIRT:
Why, WHAT?

TOBY:
WHY DID YOU SAVE ME?! WHY did you take it upon yourself to save me when the others thought i was a lost cause?! WHY do YOU- Toby turns to The Great Eagle -get to decide who matters?! WHY DID YOU SAVE ME?! What makes me so “worthy”…?

Toby wipes at his eyes.

TOBY (quietly):
I’ll tell you something else too… Pam? She IS My Eternal Nesting Grounds, and i’d rather be with her than be a part of any miracles… Maybe that’s selfish…

Toby looks at “the great eagle” with disgust.

TOBY (coldly): But last time i checked, so is deciding who to save…

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The Great Eagle just stands there, glaring at Toby.

SQUIRT:
YOU’RE ONE TO TALK A**HOLE!!! YOU WHO MURDERED MILLIONS OF YER OWN PEOPLE!!! YOU YELL AT THE GREAT EAGLE, YER GOD, FOR SAVIN’ THE PEOPLE HE LOVES!!??

THE GREAT EAGLE:
I do not love Toby.

Squirt and Toby turn and stare at The Great Eagle in shock.

SQUIRT:
But…

THE GREAT EAGLE:
That’s why I won’t save his beloved. That’s why I won’t save him now.

Squirt stumbles forward.

SQUIRT:
But… but you said…

The Great Eagle looks down, knowing he might lose two followers with what he says next.

THE GREAT EAGLE:
I would have loved him, if he had loved me back. That’s how love works, Squirt. It’s reciprocal. And when it’s genuine it is a truly powerful spiritual energy. When it is not… it is like feeding a gaping maw that is never satiated.

He looks up.

THE GREAT EAGLE:
And I am perfectly willing to let that maw close forever, rather than waste any more of my energy on someone who will never love me back.

SQUIRT:
Please don’t give up on him… please…

The Great Eagle turns to Squirt.

THE GREAT EAGLE:
I selected him to be saved because he was insecure. He sinned. He did terrible things. And I was convinced I could use his guilt to make him love me. With his imagination and loyalty he would have been one of the greatest of my believers. An architect of heaven. One of the strongest of my silver hawks.

He looks at Squirt remorsefully.

THE GREAT EAGLE:
The most hopeless among men, when saved, are always the most grateful.

Squirt looks at the Great Eagle coming to a realization with a tear running down his cheek.

SQUIRT:
Is… is that why ya picked me? Ya didn’t really love me… ya just wanted to…

THE GREAT EAGLE:
Squirt. I do love you. I love the entire Benedict clan. Even Augustus and Octavian. The Benedicts have always been strong believers, even when they pretend they aren’t. And when they get here, they are always some of my most loyal followers. You are no exception, but you were SO insecure, and you had SUCH compassion for others, I knew you could be used to convert the most downtrodden, the most… lost followers and help me turn them into truly great silver hawks. I won’t lie, I AM using you. But I also love you, as you love me. Otherwise, I would have wasted no resources saving you out here, or at all. I look after my own. And I truly mean it when I say that love is reciprocal.

TOBY:
Liar. He was using you all along. He wanted you to worship him, because your worship gives him power.

A pause.

THE GREAT EAGLE:
He is not wrong. But, I do truly love you back, Squirt. I love all those who love me, and I will protect them and do everything I can to make them happy. Even hearing me say this, I know that you will forgive me, because you love me.

Squirt looks away.

THE GREAT EAGLE:
But you also love Toby. And even should you return now, you would eventually leave, just in the hope that he can be turned around. Squirt, I do not want to lose you. But I know you want to try to help your friend if you can. Remember, you can come back to us at any time, but not with Toby. And I will not interfere with the blasphemer’s destiny.

The Great Eagle stands.

THE GREAT EAGLE:
Toby, I allow you to live, only because Squirt will never forgive me if I send you to the Eternal Feeding Grounds. But where you go from here is up to you. Squirt, I cannot control the chaos. I cannot promise you this will have a happy ending, because I cannot control destiny outside of my realm. All I can say is… goodbye. And good luck. I hope you will return to me one day.

He leans into Toby’s face one last time.

THE GREAT EAGLE:
And before you judge me for being selfish with my love, only loving those who love me back, consider your nestmate. I wonder how long you would stay devoted to her, if she was to come to loathe you.

The Great Eagle and Toby glare into each others’ eyes for what seems like an eternity, then the Great Eagle departs, leaving Toby, Squirt, and Felicity standing alone in the chaos.

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Toby follows the great eagle with his eyes until he is out of sight, and Squirt hears him talking to himself under his breath, almost too lightly to make out.

TOBY (murmuring):
So that’s why you didn’t help her…? Jealously…? Jealously over her loving me despite the things i’ve done, and despite being unfaithful…? Love isn’t reciprocal, and it’s stronger than you… Pam loved me- still loves me -in a way that you’ll never understand, and it gives me power somehow… You didn’t let me live; you could never touch me… You felt threatened for some reason… That’s why you needed Squirt…

Toby turns to face Squirt, who quickly looks away so that Toby doesn’t know that he heard him.

TOBY (sadly):
Squirt…? I don’t know why you’ve done what you have for me, especially after what i did to you…
But i just wanted to let you know that i appreciate it… A-And that i’m sorry…

SQUIRT:
Man… It ain’t nothin’…

TOBY (shaking his head slowly):
It IS something, Squirt… I don’t know what, and i’m not sure what it all means… But i’m gonna try and find out. You can’t come though… I-I’m sorry… You belong with your people, a-and i… I belong with Pam… She’s stood by me and loved me despite the things i’ve done… Despite being unfaithful… I’LL NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN!! I have to go back to her, Squirt. Somehow… I don’t deserve her, and she DEFINITELY doesn’t deserve what’s happening to her, but… But that’s what love is…

Toby looks at Squirt pleadingly.

TOBY:
I won’t send you away, Squirt; not after everything you’ve done for me… But please, PLEASE don’t throw away what you have here because of me… I-I love you too much for that…

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Squirt folds his arms.

SQUIRT:
Yeah. No. I ain’t leavin’. Ya just said ya LOVE me. If that ain’t an indicator ya ain’t got no idea what yer doin’, I don’t know what is.

Squirt and Toby stare off into the chaos beyond for several minutes.

SQUIRT:
Nope. Ain’t gonna pretend I didn’t hear that, either. Man… The Great Eagle ain’t threatened by yer LOVE. You are so incredibly delusional and full of sh*t it’s unbelievable.

Toby glares back at him.

SQUIRT:
I mean, Great Eagle man, ya almost just got eaten by a fkin’ potato monster. Where was yer magical mystical LOVE power when that happened? Oh yeah. Toby’s gonna take on the whole REALM OF CHAOS with his LOVE!!! YA HEAR THAT CHAOS??? FEAR TOBY!!! TOBY’S GONNA DEFEAT ALL YER ASSES WITH THE POWER OF LOVE!!! FEAR HIM!!! FOR HE IS THE DESTROYER!!! HE’LL GIVE YA’LL FATAL PAPER CUTS WITH HIS GIANT VALENTINE’S DAY CARD OF DOOM!!!

Toby sighs.

TOBY:
Do you HAVE to be an a**hole about it?

SQUIRT:
Well, yeah. Ya just got kicked out of paradise, and I’m still kind of pissed about it. I think I’m entitled.

TOBY:
Please check your privilege.

Squirt looks down at himself.

SQUIRT:
Yep. I’m a silver hawk and you just got yer ass exiled from The Eternal Nesting Grounds. Pretty sure I’m entitled.

Toby starts to walk off.

SQUIRT:
Hey. Love Jedi, ya wanna help this girl out first?

He motions towards Felicity, who is currently standing on one foot trying to wipe cinnamon butter off her boot without getting her clothes or hands dirty.

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TOBY (sighing): Yeah… I guess we can’t just leave another innocent that your great eagle screwed over to fend for herself…

Toby changes direction and walks up to Felicity shyly.

TOBY: Umm… H-Hi! I’m Toby. That silver jackass over there with the blind faith is Squirt. What’s your name, friend…?

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Ugh I hate this place already… who would of thought someplace could be worse then Claptraps mind… Ew… Seriously…

Felicity still tries to remove the buttery substance from her boots, with no luck

UUUGHHHH AS MUCH AS I HATE THIS SAILORS OUTFIT I HATE THIS BUTTERY ■■■■■■■■ EVEN MORE!

Oh, were you talking to me?

Sigh

I refrain from socializing with random anomalies, and seems this place is full of them… All that jibber-jabber earlier sounded like a bunch of random nonsense… Are you two even real? UGH BLOODY BUTTER CUBE AAARGH

Felicity suddenly looses balance and falls on her butt

OH

MY

GOD

THIS

JUST

DINT

HAPPEN

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Toby holds out a flipper to help Felicity up, then blushes and retracts it as he remembers that he isn’t even two feet tall, and lacks the strength. He looks up at Squirt apologetically, who rolls his eyes and extends a talon to help Felicity up.

TOBY:
After what just happened, and what i just learned, i’m not sure WHAT’S real anymore… If you want, you can come with us though… Who knows, we might be able to help each other!

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Trust you? Trust BOTH of you?

After what happened to me, how could I…

Her voice changes pitch from a pleasant monotone lady to a cold oily robotic voice as her eyes turn red with rage

TRUST ANYONE?

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Toby and Squirt back up in alarm.

SQUIRT:
Well, that’s just great… Not we got a Galilea wannabe to worry 'bout…

TOBY (nervously):
U-Uh… Just calm down, uh… W-What was your name again…? Laughs nervously, and prepares to run.

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Names…

I had many names, yet I don’t know why I stick with… “Felicity” I named myself that. I thought I was finally happy. I thought I was free. It was a…

LIE!

The butter around felicity begins to melt as she seethes in rage.

YOU WOULDN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND.

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Toby utters a bark of bitter laughter.

TOBY (quietly):
Guess again… I betrayed my friends, cheated on my nestmate, and killed hundreds of millions of my own people trying to find happiness when i already had it… Now she’s beyond my reach forever, and all because i couldn’t learn to trust others…

Toby buries his face in his flippers.

TOBY:
I understand PERFECTLY what it means to lose your happiness because of trust…

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REAAAALLLY NOWWWWW?!

Felicities rage exceeds her disgust of the butter, and she gets up off her ass and turns to face Toby, eyes glowing a ready bright red

YOU SEEM WHOLE. YOU SEEM TO NOT OF BEEN TEMPERED WITH. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE FORCEFULLY TURNED INTO A WEAPON OF WAR? TO HAVE YOUR ENTIRE BEING WIPED AND ALTERED? BEING COMPLETELY HELPLESS TO FIGHT IT? DID I WANT TO BECOME…

Felicity’s humanoid sailor form bursts into flame, and the flames grow in size and shape and begin to form a new, massive form. The flames disburse, and now, a massive robotic frame stands before the two Aviants. It stands on two massive bulky legs that seem oddly out of place. The central cylindrical like body sits upon these legs with one massive angry eye staring down upon the now tiny little birds. This walking bot is also armed to the brim with 3 auto-turrets and a rocket launcher rack

I DIDN’T WANT TO BE THIS. I HAD NO RIGHTS. I’M JUST AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.

AND THE WORST PART IS. I’M NOT EVEN HER

THE AI THAT CREATED ME HAD ITS OWN PART IN THIS. IT WAS THERE WHEN THEY DID THIS. THE MEMORY OF FELICITIES DEMISE HAUNTED IT. IT WAS A COWARD. IT COULD OF SAVED HER. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? IT RE-CREATED HER IN ITS OWN MIND TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT. GAVE ME ALL THE GOOD MEMORIES. I’M NOT EVEN THE REAL FELICITY, YET I AM BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN CLAP TRAP. I EVENTUALLY BECAME SELF AWARE. I EVENTUALLY I FIGURED IT ALL OUT, AND SECRETLY DUG UP THE REAL, HORRIBLE MEMORIES, THE TRUTH!

SO… LITTLE LIFE FORM? CAN YOU EVEN COMPARE YOURSELF TO THAT?

Felicities robotic form takes a step forward, but the imbalance of weight of the butter cube causes the rear leg to sink in

WHY DID I HAVE TO HAVE THE LEGS? USELESS PIECES OF SCRAP!

Felicity core body detaches from the legs, and hovers angrily above them.

That’s better… So…?

Oddly, she waits for the tiny lifeforms reply, the curiosity outweighing the desire to destroy them all

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Toby quails, covering his head with his flippers while screwing his eyes shut, waiting for the death-blow. Toby is scared to die a TRUE death, but is consoled by the fact that all his sorrows will be destroyed along with his concious mind. Then, remembering his vow to never give up on Pam again, Toby hurriedly blurts out his subjugation by the Varelsi, and how they used him to kill his own people.

TOBY (pleading in tears):
PLEASE DON’T KILL ME!! I-I NEED TO GET BACK TO PAM!! PLEASE, FELICITY!! SHE’S NOT THE TRUE VERSION OF HERSELF EITHER, BUT I LOVE HER, A-AND I WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN!!

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A new portal vortex into this hell appears. In falls a tall man with a mask on his face, eyes both different colors. He is a memory just like Felicity, conscious and aware like her.

Jack: Uhh, what the hell just happened?

Felicity snaps over in a fit of unbridled rage. YOU!!!

Jack: Nervous laughter. H-hey Felicity… how’s it goin’? Hehee… oh crap…

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