Yeah. I said it.
He needs a nerf.
FOR HIS OWN GOOD!
Look I know you all like Toby.
He’s small, he’s adorable, ya just wanna love him and hug him to pieces.
I get it.
But he is going to hurt himself runnin’ around on the battlefield in his mech suit! I mean it’s a giant target! And if that thing goes critical, he can’t even fly! How the hell’s he gonna get away?
So here’s what I’m proposin’…
- Get rid of the mech suit.
- Get him a little adorable costume that he can put on to make everybody feel good.
- Lock him behind a big ass impenetrable shield and let him cheer the team on.
I mean… how would you feel knowin’ you were the one who murdered him?
It’s like murdering a puppy!!!
Mammals like puppies right?
And you don’t wanna be responsible for murdering a puppy!
I know you don’t wanna upset him. I know you don’t wanna make him feel bad.
BUT THIS IS AN INTERVENTION!!!
IT’S FOR HIS OWN GOOD!!!
Flightless birds have no business on the battlefield, and Toby needs to learn his place.
So please… please… nerf Toby. Before he hurts himself. Or gets someone else killed.
Nerf him harder than Alani.