November 4th, 2014, 02:28 PM
Future Reflections (Epilogue to Borderlands2 by Karina aka Klopotinsha)
Good time of day my dearest Lords and Ladies!
Would you kindly read the briefing before you start gaze at the pictures.
This time I’d like to finally finish to myself on a good note that annoying story about the man who wanted us to call him Jack and his pet monster (No, I’m not about the Warrior, it’s about that poor creature which I didn’t trust since the original game. Tiny Tina damn right spoke about her in fantasy assault) Anyway this bad joke was protracting for too long. For now I don’t want to pay any attention for ■■■■■■■■! Girls Birds just want to have fun!
You know, Borderlands 2 was so butthurt to me, but also gives so much awesome things to think about. I’m really grateful for the moral experience and I can’t afford to keep such things inside.
I feel so sad that I’m not enough badass to make an animated movie. So i need you to play along with me. I have drawn some pictures, I’ll share you the song (in my opinion MGMT perfectly convey the rhythm of waves leaving a patterns on a sunlit white sand)
You should synchronize pictures and music, follow the rhythm and make the camera work in your head, imagine animation and smooth sliding frames. simple isn’t it? Catch-a-wave!
My Epilogue begins right after the final Borderlands 2 Headhunter add-on, when the new generation of Vault Hunters had killed the Invincible Son of Crawmerax the Invincible million thousands times in OP8.
I dunno where that snobbish Indian crippled poacher is missing again, but I’m sure he measures his privilege somewhere with new friends from Eden-4 Megaversity.
Meanwhile Gaige hacked the fast travel station to remove the quarantine restrictions.
Brick have printed new tuxedo t-shirt, Lilith decided that leave Tiny Tina unattended with dynamite is unsafe for Sanctuary,
Talon is growing and learning so fast and Mordecai finally quit drinking, starts to recover and seriously ponders the strategy of reconquering his rightful title of The MOST AWESOMEST BADASS on Pandora!
And there is no Claptraps! Hell yeah!
Survived protagonists of the first game are finally arriving to Wam Bam Island.
Now you’ve got 4 minutes.
PLAY THE SONG!
FASTER! Get to the bridge. OR I’LL THROW YOU SCREAMING OFF OF IT!
And there were future reflections
On the face and the hands…
On a green colored island
On a primitive man
It was the future reflected
It felt familiar but new
A street was missing a building
The kids had something to do
There was a feeling the spirit was leaving
Red like a marker
So my tribe, with my knife
Cut the heart from a lonely life…
I saw patterns on floorboards
Deep in the dust was a leader…
Someone was walking on floorboards
Turned them from oak to cedar
He can assess the situation
I wrapped a string around my finger…
Into the forest with the young ones
I don’t expect to be a winner
But as long as you feel it
I’m a believer
My heart is phosphor!
Sea rolls and death tolls
Break the surface don’t break my bones…
Off of the trail and off of your hands and
Onto a new plan…
…Is the cost to stay lost…
…Forever in an empty skin…
…Pale and thin
If it’s good, or if it’s fortune, I can’t tell…
But pieces come together…
…for some reason just as well
Their guns couldn’t see us
There’s a sea outside my door
And one day I’ll appreciate
The rush of blood and the washed out beat of the shore…
And remember what it felt like
To be alone
Sitting in the sunlight…
In honor of Raivo.
Thanks for your attention.
Hope I was able to express not less than 25% of my emotions. As always everything was cooler in my head…
In any case, now i mentally prepared to play The Pre-Sequel! guess it’s time to get into the skin of the antagonist and kill some puppies without a thrill of conscience MWAHAHAHAHA :Ъ