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#141

And the alien said: Yo’ whazzup?

#142

Then the alien impoded, because exploding is overused in his opinion.

#143

The implosion backfired and exploded the rest of the universe.

#144

The universe exploding was so beautiful that it made Torgue weep in astonishment.

#145

Turns out that Torgue also exploded

#146

But not before his tears gave birth to new life and clone of himself.

#147

And the only way this new life could die was by exploding.

#148

It was at that moment that Skater picked up the Tediore handgun and-

#149

Rock Lobster appeared.

#150

That Lobster Rocked so hard it cranked this thread up to 11!

#151

But the lobster ended within a cauldron filled with boiling water because Torgue was hungry

#152

Crawermax the Invincible heard the Lobsters screams, and roared in anger that his relatives would be killed in such a horrific method.

#153

And morphs into Chubby Crawmerax.

#154

Until a regenerated Hugh uses the ledge glitch.

#155

Crawermax gets on the phone and dials up Dr.HAX and informs him about that stupid ledge glitch that it can’t do anything about and has had enough of the constant abuse of this stupid exploit.

#156

Craw then decides it’s time for a career change and ends up applying for medical school because all he wants to do is act out scenes from the Robin Williams movie Patch Adams.

#157

And dupe medications. Now he DUPE 300mg ASPIRIN, MEDIC TAG: xxYoLOm4t3!xx

#158

Unfortunately he gets hit with a medical incompetence lawsuit shortly after.

#159

The lawsuit is dismissed due to buttery goodness.

#160

Explosion.