Ohhh nice thread. Here’s my short list:
Scooter
Dukino (maybe for a Husky or bigger dog)
Zed
Maya
Ohhh nice thread. Here’s my short list:
Scooter
Dukino (maybe for a Husky or bigger dog)
Zed
Maya
Name it Digistruct.
That way every time you call his name, he suddenly appears.
OR.
Name it Tediore, because it drops a bomb every time it empties.
OR.
Jack Jackson of Jackville.
Because he isn’t a TOTAL BANDIT LOSER.
I now image a pet exploding everytime you throw it (poor thing) or when it empties its load.
Clork the ceiling chair. Now that is a name that you can give to everything and everyone, as long as they can stick to the ceiling.
I can rename Spiderman to Clarke then? 
It’s Clork, not Clarke. And yes, you can, though I don’t wanna know how Spiderman fans will react. ;p