I’m not sure I can continue adding to this thread after @xmngr’s Chubby Midget Moment… surely all further reporting of life in the borderlands has been rendered mute and unnecessary? Nonetheless, I shall try to go on!
Did some good work with my ‘green and white only’ Axton. His name is Pádraig Pearse, because of course his use of those two colours gives him a partial resemblance to the Irish flag. That could technically allow for orange - legendaries - as well, but it suggests an unrealistic level of wealth 
My game doesn’t seem to be appreciating this restriction, however, because since beginning I’ve had a spectacular number of legendary drops, including in a vendor… Will post some pics on the Item Finds page. Thank goodness for Claptrap’s stash.