Kriegtopher Robbin traipsed through the Lair of Infinite skeleton mage signposts figuring out how to get there from here, twirling his SWORDSPLOSION!!! like a drum majorette in a parade of blood and 'splosions. Spiders were bloodsploded, skeletons were disintegrated, and several different flavors of sorcerers were ground into a fine paste. With a generous sprinkling of slag confetti and high explosives the sorcerer’s daughter crumbled before the might of our favorite skipping psycho, leaving only a NE Veruc as eveidence of her existence. On the steps of Dragon Keep it was decided that there would be a race to the Handsome Sorcerer’s balcony. Skeletons, mages, and assorted Badasses chased Kriegtopher round and round, but he reached the finish teleport far ahead of his pursuers. Kriegtopher then gave the Handsome Sorcerer two face lifts before blowing him into brightly colored bits of loot, leaving a Volcano as a parting gift. Satisfied that the Kingdom was now shiny and happy, Kriegtopher set off to get Ellie a scintillating set of armored undergarments and feed his eridium to the newly freed queen. Some gemstone bandit ARs as well as a Tediore pistol and shotgun, but nothing to write home about. Kriegtopher then took a room at Moxxi’s Girls and Grog for the night.
In another part of the realm, Exit, GaigeLeft had some unfinished business to attend to. Namely the extermination of the mission Son of Craw and the opening of a quicker Thunderball Fist farm. Shock bone of the ancients, shock projectile diversification, Unkempt Harold, shock Lyuda, Storming Vexation, and boy that was quick. Off to discover some assassin corpses and put an end to the Flynt bloodline.
Now, after reading all about everyone’s trials and tribulations at the peak, I’m a bit curious to see it for myself. I’ve one of each VH at 72, who should be the first one I try to climb Mt Digistruct with?