“Really?!”
“That’s ********!”
“That’s just ******* adorable!”
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or right before that happens. “Who is shooting me?!” lmao I say that one a lot. Usually just before I look up at my mini map to see a red dot right behind me or flanking me. Bastards! 
some of these are really good. lmao and I say a lot of the same stuff.
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a positive one is when i’m sniping. i line up a perfect shot and say “where’d your head go?”
then pull the trigger and SPLOOOOOOOT! there goes their head. more often happened in bl1 and 2. havent sniped much in this one. skag is too busy eating them.
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f*** you annointed millitant
f*** you mayhem modifiers
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Yeah I forgot the most thing screamed at my screen. “IMMUNE IMMUNE IMMUNE IMMUNE”.
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F*** You cpt hunt an ur 25 kills
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When farming a particularly stingy (mini)boss/rare spawn
- Drop it you sunavabitch!
When trying to look at my loot
- I swear to f*ckin’ god, Noodles GET OUT OF THE DAMN WAY!
When trying to slide past a few enemies I have no intention in fighting
- Fckin’ Cryo. FCK!
When I’m downed and there are no enemies for a 2nd Wind
- Noodles WTF REVIVE ME DAMNYOU. F-CK YOU DOIN’? Oh sh*t he’s dead.
Those are my most common every day phrases. lol
Noodles is my Jabber.
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In response to, " kick him in the dick (moxxxie/Ava)", I usually scream, “chop her in the taco” !!
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“Young people, BEWAAARE …!!!”
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yep did similar with all my mules gg 
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Usually along the lines of “oh great, more ■■■■■■ drops” or “what a pile of crap” or my fav “you’ve got to be f*ckn kidding me”
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“Because of course!”
“Rada rada rada!”
“You Wankel rotary bastards!”
“”
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Sooo what’s your favorite character? Lol
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Oh my God why? Flash-based menus were a bad idea in 2012, but in 2019? Why?? What were you thinking? God, why?? This is LITERALLY THE WORST THING EVER
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- Die! Die! %&£!"° ç^öàè$ will you please finally die now!
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Zane!
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Goes into FFYL while last mob just dies or runs far far away.
“ARE YOU F****** SERIOUS!”
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I think this is one of the more common phrases used in English language now a days period. It gets a lot of usage by me, i know that lol
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“Welp. That was on me. Again.”
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They animated the characters’ thumbs on the echo-3 for every button press. In case no one else noticed.
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