Would definitely buy stocks in guns.
Ok, I see it now. There’s a borked large image, but then the comic is underneath that.
Well… Offline, my circle of friends all have formal firearms training, ranging from military to private schools. Most of us are also parents and have corporate jobs. Significant others are medical and administrative professionals.
I guess we’d probably be corporate types running and defending a remote medical facility.
Sooooo, we’d all get killed by vault hunters.
I would hang out in Sanctury, and try my luck with Moxxi… 
This is ridiculous! I mean come on.
Imagine a world where corporations are so common place and powerful that they become their own government entities. Controlling populations by way of presenting convenience and ultimately retro-gearing societal evolution in order to create presets which best suit a consumer culture that they’re prepared for, and not one that may change over time.
All the while, they have such control over information dissemination that they label any entity that they disagree with as “bandits” or other stigmas in order to make sure that these fringe elements with good causes are intimidated in to surrender, pushed out by resource, or wholly made to bow out due to a fabricated assertions of their intentions.
IMAGINE SUCH A WORLD?
Pffft.
looks out the window Yeah…
Yeah, I mean there’d never be a mining town like the one in “October Sky”, where everything was owned by the company (including the store.) Or (insert name of many other N. American and UK towns here) from the Victorian/Edwardian eras.
The whole idea is preposterous.
Destroying swaths of land for a single use resource that could be replaced if not for the selective desires of single entities who have invested to much in the stymieing of it’s development and must now double down on their own bad choices?
No. No. No. There is a reason it’s just a game.
FLAKKER EXISTS!!
Exactly.
There are obvious parallels to our world, but let’s be real for a minute. This is not Pandora. None of us have to watch out for Threshers or Bullymongs on the way to the grocery store.
I have cats that follow me around, sneak in my house and hide.
Obviously, cat = stalker (they even seem to be able to go invisible, then pounce on you viciously)
Probably try and get a job with Jakobs and keep the riff raff out of Jakobs Cove while also ensuring another zombie outbreak does not happen. I’m pretty easy going but I don’t think I would get along with any of the Vault Hunters in Sanctuary.
It’s the incessant knocking that would drive me nuts. Too bad Flamerock Refuge would still be imaginary…
You dont get along with anyone though so thats already assumed.
I do, but I don’t think any of the Vault Hunter’s I would want to be around. Maybe Athena or Maya since they are fairly level headed.
Pfft flakker.
I don’t even get it no more…
You will.
Youll get it if you ever see my youtube.