What is the Hottest Varelsi in Battleborn?

  • Varelsi Skulk
  • Varelsi Scaven
  • Varelsi Scout
  • Varelsi Marksman
  • Varelsi Hunter
  • Varelsi Berserker
  • Varelsi Channeler
  • Varelsi Veil Walker
  • Varelsi Disruptor
  • Varelsi Defiler
  • Varelsi Warden
  • Varelsi Maligner
  • Varelsi Conservator
  • Varelsi Gunhulk
  • ARE YOU F**KING CRAZY? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN MAKE THIS POLL?

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Choose wisely. There is only ONE correct answer.

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I’m thinking either that surfer type guy with the long blond hair, whasshisname, Legolas? Thor? No, I’ve got it: Thorn. Or the other guy, the ginger punk, Shayne? I vote … Thorn. I like surfers :dukegum:

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you forget the varelsi skulk menagerie where 4 skulks are kinda cramped together. seen in saboteur relatively often. very attractive.

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C’mon, the Conservator isn’t THAT bad… right?

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I Voted for Berserker, because it kinda looks like less ugly Predetaor AND has a nice Name Classification.

Hunter isn’t as intimidating name as Berserker, although they are the stronger version.

Also Berserker are more Redish, damn hot if you ask me. :wink:

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Why would you even… :fearful:

Well, nevermind, at least you included a poll option for that.
Hopefully we’ll avoid a “hottest Thrall in BB” thread.
(Based on the canon, Hylis would win that one anyway. :sweat_smile:)

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“Another win for Benedict”

How could you forget the beautiful, graceful Varelsi Dancer? That svelte horror can haunt my dreams any day!

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points at you from across the room
MY MAN!

After I voted I saw only one other person chose Berserker and I was shocked. He/She/It is clearly the best choice.

I would like to take a moment to say that of the three lists made so far that this is the only one made correctly by including a poll so we can actually see the results.And this list is to be taken more as a joke.

@Benedict_87 you always take pride in what you do and do a job right no matter what it is. Don’t ever change.

I still don’t understand why it’s in fan creations though instead of general.

I think I have a new favourite thread.

For me, all they are is target practise.
Quite funny seeing Benny make this pol :stuck_out_tongue:

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The gunhulk is big manly and can sweep me off my feet any day😏

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Defiler; hands down.

“This tainted love you’ve given.”
“I give you all a mentally-disturbed talking penguin can give you.”
“Take my star and that’s not nearly AALLLL.”
“Tainted love. (Choir: “whoa-o-o”)
Tainted love.”

That’s the SOFT CELL version, by the way; not that crappy Marilyn Manson remake…

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I’d vote with the last option but I don’t curse.

Wow, no love for the sexy Scavens? They are LITERALLY DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!

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Gunhulk: all day, any day.

No Devourer? But, he’s so dreamy! I just want him to notice me! (4/10 on Godhunter)

We voted the same, so I liked. Because defiling and sexy go hand in hand, like nipples and whipped cream… Do Varelsi have nipples? But then you insulted Manson and I had to remove my like. :frowning:

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