What job on Pandora would you want if you couldn't be a V.H.?

Ossie · August 17, 2019, 12:33am

Am I the only one that thought she was friggin’ hilarious? The first time, anyway.

Lammas · August 17, 2019, 6:56am

Owner of the World Largest Bullet. After I got my first customer I decided to permanently retire to Wam Bam island. I’m lazy.

Rumplebunny · August 17, 2019, 2:11pm

An ECHOcast host so I can randomly leave ECHO recordings around everywhere for people to find. And hopefully, the last one people find won’t be a recording of my untimely demise.

Or, a guy with a beer can hat sitting on a roof somewhere asking “have you seen my gun?”

…or maybe both! (/scarlett)

ECHO #1: “Have you seen my gun?”
ECHO #2: “Have you seen my gun?”
ECHO #3: “Have you seen my gun?”
ECHO #4: “Have you seen my gun?”
ECHO #5: “Have you s- WWWRAGHAFAGHAFGHAJGHGKH!Hjlfjklfjgklfdgf…” (skag snarl)

VaultHunter101 · August 17, 2019, 2:12pm

Maybe after the fifth echo you finally find out where your gun was.

paulothead · August 17, 2019, 10:04pm

Could I get a job as a loot midget and tubby wrangler? I was a ranch owner in a past life. Does that qualify me?

mrephraim.duran · August 20, 2019, 9:33pm

I call dibs Moxie’s personal shopper. I would have her trying on different outfits all day long haha

andypike · August 20, 2019, 10:19pm

Patricia Tannis’ Psychiatrist

tx383 · August 21, 2019, 1:21pm

I’d be Marcus. The logistics of procuring and distribution has to be a challenge. Plus that, you’d get first pick.

monsterrblood · August 21, 2019, 4:01pm

Is Moxxi an option?! I pick Moxxi.

Betelman · August 23, 2019, 10:16pm

Bartender! Big moneys! Great view of fights from behind the counter!

sixsosasix · August 23, 2019, 10:18pm

probably a Hyperion caretaker tbh

monsterrblood · August 23, 2019, 10:25pm

She gets to be in the middle of the all action without getting her hair and nails messy unless she has too

Ps. Can’t forget; having terribly awesome employees like B4R-BOT

monsterrblood · August 23, 2019, 10:27pm

Yes! The Tubby Whisperer

monsterrblood · August 23, 2019, 10:32pm

I also would pick to be Mr. Torgue’s best friend/business partner.

Hattie · August 23, 2019, 10:40pm

The Hyperion voice lady. I could make “booty salads” sound like Shakespeare… and bandits would choose death just to hear my crisp New-U remarks.

Being a psychiatrist on Pandora sounds like a rather rough job. I fear you’d be overworked at the very least!

paulothead · August 23, 2019, 10:49pm

If I ask real nice can I have a recording of you saying “Booty Salads” in a most Shakespearean way? Please!? I’d listen to it on a loop all the time.

Ossie · August 23, 2019, 11:23pm

Seconding that request!